"Gigantic Genitalia"

I'm about to take a hot shower and fap to my Elton John's Greatest Hits CD. I'll type up a video description a bit later, k?

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG I No Longer Hate Clowns How to Ruin Your Vagina FAIL: Teacher Attempts Double Anal
OOPS! I Stabbed Your Cervix! Damaged Goods Barebacking Gone Wrong I Pwn3d Your Virginity
Russian Teacher Gets Sharked Who Wants Lasagna Scent Of A Woman Dont Slap The Titties!
Pocahontas Accidentally Shits Herself Mother of the Year! Do Not Want Faces of eFukt