His Penis Is Bigger Than Yours

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He wears eyeliner, listens to Marilyn Manson and has the masculinity of Richard Simmons. Was god drunk off his ass when he decided to bless this tard with a 13 inch cock or what? It should've been me you mothefucker. Meeeee.

Uploaded 06/30/09 Big Dicks
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