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Proof The "Tianalive Incident" Was Real

A day that lived in infamy amongst the delivery driver community has finally been given credence from the mouth/vaginal opening that participated in the fabled event. Now imagine a modern version with a hint of [double dashing]. [4] heads would roll. [more here]

"Sit Your Whore Ass Down!"

Original video HERE.

Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar 7

Saw X will be out by the time this is posted. You can't name 5 ways it's better than this. #bet

How to Seduce a Black Woman

Step 1: Have the genetics of a Ugandan warrior Step 2: The good mustard Step 3: Repeat

The Result Of Fucking 10,000 Men

Bonnie Blue, you're officially put on notice.

Mindfucking the Delivery Man

The story of a hungry naked girl, an awkward handshake and a condom full of money. More of the blonde getting railed in the source link.

"Everything Makes Me Cum"

For a box that probably has more miles on it than grandads '69 Chevelle; it's in stellar condition. In fact, it might be setting the bar too high for fellow terrorKink enthusiasts to follow. I don't know if I should be impressed or slide in those DM's and ask for the cattle prod discounts. According to this video, they do exist. More RDG [HERE] and [HERE]

Promises Broken

♫ Lucky for me I'm not like those girls
♫ Who only take it all for granted
♫ All they got is what they're handed

How Pornstars Celebrate Birthdays

Mae Meyers single-handedly vaginally sets up her own BLM movement.

MADE HER HUSBAND WATCH

Porn That Shouldn't Exist: 2

I can't imagine what life decisions lead to your obituary being littered with the words "twerking" and "public nuisance" and "30,000 volts". But I'm betting it involves the neighbor's parakeet, and all 16 delicious flavors of Rice-a-Roni. (fuck you Rice Pilaf)

"The Biggest Whore In History"

For a hooker/pornstar, she honestly seems like one of the nicest people ever. Even if her butthole looks like the queen alien from Starship Troopers.