38 Years Without Ejaculation

38 Years Without Ejaculation

In retrospect, "I Make It Rain" by Lil Wayne would've been a more appropriate soundtrack... but I think you get the idea. Check out more epic ballsack videos @ monsterballs.com.

5,136,527 10.18.10 Jacody Bizarre
cRaZy whore is cRaZy

cRaZy whore is cRaZy

What weighs 325 pounds, has hair worse than Phil Spector, and secretly enjoys getting karate-kicked in the appendix while ripping ass? This chick's 798th fuck buddy, and he's not even the worst of the bunch. Intro track is called We Will Survive. Download all videos HERE.

4,332,250 08.24.12 admin LULZ
Elephant Sex Rampage

Elephant Sex Rampage

I don't know whats more pathetic, the computer nerds that made this or the douche bags that jackoff to it. See more videos like this on Demonic3D.com

4,013,309 01.28.08 admin Bizarre
Turtling While 69'ing LOLOLOL

Turtling While 69'ing LOLOLOL

Pug-faced Hispanic drinks herself so numb she doesn't even notice when last night's chimichanga is hanging halfway out her asshole. Her laugh is as bad as her hygiene. Sounds like something Steven Urkel would emit while making love to the dude from Wonder Years. Watch this one all the way through. Full videos HERE and HERE.

3,702,860 02.02.12 admin Porn Bloopers
Get Naked Or Die

Get Naked Or Die

Sometimes I get hate mail over videos like this. I guess they fail to realize that by posting this shit, I'm only increasing the chances of the culprits being identified and caught. It's kinda like America's Most Wanted, except people actually watch my show.

3,573,992 08.24.09 admin Groped
CORN: BEYOND BUKKAKE

CORN: BEYOND BUKKAKE

To fully appreciate this, first watch part 1 + part 2. This guy isn't just any mope. This is Corn - the likely autistic, positively virgin pornstar that partook in 114 bukkake shoots, 113 of which the beneficary of his cumshot was a cement wall. Starting to understand the significance of the title? Good, now discuss here. Full videos here + here + here.

3,112,760 02.18.13 admin Mildly Retarded
Sex With A Cannibal

Sex With A Cannibal

That's right, this chick flies to Africa and fucks a member of a cannibalistic tribe. Fake? Probably, although those AK-47's look relatively real. The amount of effort the Japanese put into their pornos never fails to amaze me. See more videos like this HERE and HERE.

3,036,023 05.12.08 admin Asians
1 Guy 1 Screwdriver

1 Guy 1 Screwdriver

Poor fella. First his cornhole and now his jimmy jammy. Only one sexual organ left to destroy - el huevos. See ya in another 3 months buddy. Okay now all of you go join the eFukt forum. The dude in these videos posts on there. For realz.

2,464,483 04.19.09 admin Bizarre
Eat Your Own Pussy!

Eat Your Own Pussy!

LOL @ the dialogue and fap fap fap @ the forced cunnilingus. I love these variety videos. DOWNLOAD FULL VIDEO HERE.

2,463,755 10.20.08 admin Vintage
Making Fun of Cutters! [LOL TRIGGERS]

Making Fun of Cutters! [LOL TRIGGERS]

Why don't you post more vidz duran? Well kids unlike these girls, efukt videos don't cut themselves and this hilarious piece of troll cinema could be the greatest Self Harm PSA of all time. #swag [More Cutter Porn: HERE]

2,015,309 07.19.16 FF Crazy
My Bitch Is Kinky

My Bitch Is Kinky

Some pretty good dialogue in this one. See more from this couple HERE. A warm thank you to the creator of these videos for letting me post em, eFukt loves you... and your kinky Harley bitch.

993,469 04.17.09 admin LULZ
Jack the Ripper

Jack the Ripper

Some men need oral stimulation to get off. Others, a $20 shopping spree at Buffalo Wild Wings. And then there's this Vlad the Impaler lookin' mother fucker who needs nothing more than basic silverware to send his himself over the big-O rainbow. Hint: May be better enjoyed while listening to this classic piece.

488,307 03.12.19 Anonymous Emo
The 2 Million Scoville Orgasm

The 2 Million Scoville Orgasm

Monetizing your vagina only has a few rules: Minimal trips to Home Depot, and keep the clitoris away from all things with the name "Husqvarna" on them. Not a hard list, but this MFC alumni decides to test fate another way, resulting in a semi-rage quit. GGNORE. [FULL VIDEO] [MORE]

526,026 05.14.19 Arwen Camwhores
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