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The Truth About Marylin Manson

"I drank the coke out of my mom's douchebag" - MM

1,088,608 views 03/03/21 Famous

Beatdown at the Beaver Bidet

Tip of the Day: Allowing any part of your body to find it's way in between a fully-enraged Tory Lane and a device that was designed to un-crust last night's Pinto Bean Soufflé isn't a constructive use of your time. You stand about as much chance of going home unscathed as a WSB does being profitable.

1,626,784 views 02/26/21 Crazy

That's One Way To Celebrate

118,872 views 02/22/21 Fail

Pin Cushion 5

101,831 views 02/18/21

Societal Decay Episode 2

Round #2 in a series that showcases the authentic side of some of our most interesting citizens. I'm not exactly sure what life choices have to be made to end up here, but it probably has something to do with blue checkmarks and whatever they put in those Impossible burgers.

2,037,918 views 02/18/21 LULZ

Attention Whores Never Get Enough

95,619 views 02/12/21

The Dangers of Webcamming

It's kinda refreshing to know the cam-clam game has stayed relevant amongst the rise of OnlyFans popularity. Never forget the O.G. sex workers that paved the way via 56k modem bitrate and school libraries. Now let's go ahead and get these ladies under contract for the next Ghostbusters reboot. I smell Oscars.

1,691,511 views 02/07/21 Camwhores

Incel Uprising at the Maid Cafe

Don't let the Twitch staff wardrobe and lack of muscle fiber fool you: This army of limp-wristed, mouth-breathing fun-seekers have reached their breaking point and shit just hit the fan water-cooled RTX 3080. Consider this a warning to all women that can fit in a rowboat.

1,754,274 views 01/25/21 JAVHD Asians

Blame It On The Dildo

97,734 views 01/19/21 Camwhores

Double Anal Downfall

It's like the girl with the super hip mom that totally supports her daughter getting ring-blasted by guys named after sports cars got a pep talk and couldn't wait to bring it on the grid iron. Then gets jobbed out like the 2008 Detroit Lions. A Karen of the Kum world if you will. TY for listening to my cunTED talk.

2,037,974 views 01/18/21 Anal

Center Of Attention 5

121,654 views 01/18/21 Bizarre

The Only Way I Can Get Off 3

109,381 views 01/11/21

If Only They Wanted My Sample

116,863 views 01/04/21 Crazy

Cum Hater vs. Gangbang

Much like Tyler Perry going 30 seconds without filming a Medea movie, you can literally see the rage in this chick's eyes. Emphasis on the 0:34 mark with the realization that the $17.50 she just made will barely cover the Clearasil bill.

1,989,023 views 12/29/20 Cum Haters

Honest Mistake

129,110 views 12/21/20 Big Dicks

Wardrobe Malfunction 3

126,690 views 12/15/20 Fail

Mom's Secret Recipe

The Rectum: Some men never experience contact with it. Others, speed-run it like a 3:00AM trip through the Burger King drive-thru. But judging by this specimen's cornhole pastaroni, I think it's a safe bet she follows Gordon Ramsay on TikTok. Happy Fuckin Holiday(s).

1,537,064 views 12/15/20 Anal Acrobats Anal

Rock On 2

102,379 views 12/08/20 Camwhores
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