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Beatdown at the Beaver Bidet

Tip of the Day: Allowing any part of your body to find it's way in between a fully-enraged Tory Lane and a device that was designed to un-crust last night's Pinto Bean Soufflé isn't a constructive use of your time. You stand about as much chance of going home unscathed as a WSB does being profitable.

1,626,523 views 02/26/21 Crazy

Cum Hater vs. Gangbang

Much like Tyler Perry going 30 seconds without filming a Medea movie, you can literally see the rage in this chick's eyes. Emphasis on the 0:34 mark with the realization that the $17.50 she just made will barely cover the Clearasil bill.

1,988,834 views 12/29/20 Cum Haters

Modern Day Tragedy

Meme Porn: Sometimes it's about as exciting as an audio book of Ted Cruz customizing a value meal at Burger King. But throw in a guy with 2 moms, pay him in dollar-store pastries -- and suddenly you've got more fapping hours than you'll know what to do with.

1,589,888 views 09/19/20 Amputee

The Limit Breaker

Imagine challenging a man that has more performance trophies for his penis than you do for participating in mimosa day at Becky's Brunchonette and expecting to come out on top. Lady, there's only one person to blame here - and it's not the one who has the accent of a second-string Simpsons character.

3,067,135 views 04/09/20 Anal

Cum Haters 2020

It's that time of year again. When degenerate girls jacked to the tits in daddy issues insist on doing it for tha gram but end up frail, fucked and forgotten. Not since the days of blindly acquiring porn ala 5600 baud Limewire have I come across a female with such anti-seminal fortitude.

2,281,916 views 03/13/20 Cum Haters

The Legend of the Golden Condom

This is a look into a pagan sex cult turned rock band called "RockBitch". A sex commune living in a monastery that created a music and stage show that's kinda like a feminist rage against the machine meets an all out orgy. More Info HERE.

2,061,107 views 11/27/19 Documentary

Quitting is Not an Option

I've seen this configuration before. Okinawa birth certificate, Chevy-Silverado endurance. I'd refer to Alexa for a proper translation, but Amazon hasn't released the Aspergers DLC yet so you're just gonna have to fill in the blanks yourselves, compadres.

2,267,450 views 11/16/19 Asians

The Tallahassee Crab Trap

Consider this the advanced users only section of the Internet. And nothing spells T-A-C-T-I-C-A-L A-D-V-A-N-T-A-G-E quite like a woman that could literally use a Volkswagen Golf as a dildo. If you're not into safe spaces being invaded... this one isn't for you.

2,782,613 views 11/05/19 Loose

Gayng Lyfe

As if the second amendment wasn't under enough criticism right now, we're gonna add a new dynamic: Introducing the Felons And Gangsters Movement. It's not quite left. It's not quite right. But dammit, California is going to need new tourism commercials ASAP.

1,622,128 views 10/15/19 Gay

So Bad He Had to Quit

Symptom #293 you need to put an end to the all-turnip and MDMA diet: You develop the sex drive of a cinder block followed by the kind of speech impediment that could end a marriage in Alabama. But rather than seek Dr. Phil's help, you do this instead.

2,919,853 views 07/04/19 Crazy

Warning: Advanced Users ONLY

11 Seconds: That's the average time it takes for one family-sized order of Chang's Orange Chicken to kick flip it's way out of my body and make it's way back to the manure farm. It's also the amount of time it takes the new poster girl for "LOLIDGAF" to get the official Efukt seal of approval. You're welcome.

3,658,307 views 05/26/19 Anal

The 2 Million Scoville Orgasm

Monetizing your vagina only has a few rules: Minimal trips to Home Depot, and keep the clitoris away from all things with the name "Husqvarna" on them. Not a hard list, but this MFC alumni decides to test fate another way, resulting in a semi-rage quit. GGNORE.

2,146,155 views 05/14/19 Camwhores

Pimp Life in the Trap House

Meet "Pimpin P" from Oklahoma. He's your average everyday abusive drug dealing pimp with nothing to live for. Here he is "doin' big thangs", which apparently translates to bullying a cross-eyed runaway into drinking piss and blowing his home boys.

1,737,468 views 03/01/19 Documentary

Quite The Collection 3

193,766 views 01/09/19

Ultra Alpha

Would Denmark Mafia be so kind as to turn the soundbyte at 0:24 into their next banger? That's the kind of collaboration that can fuel my beat-off sessions all the way into spring. More Woodman HERE and HERE.

3,613,209 views 11/19/18 Woodman Casting X Orgasms

The Internet Never Forgets

Outside of ejaculating to Nicolas Cage's death scene in The Wicker Man, no male celebrity will bring you remorse quite like Simon 'Dirt Nasty' Rex. Former MTV VJ, rolls with Andy Milonakis... and 20 years ago he took a $100 payday to stick his dick in Zack Morris' bedroom carpet. [Diss Track by Traplord Skybaby]

2,474,984 views 08/12/18 LULZ

That's Quite The Fetish

170,461 views 06/25/18 Nasty

Single Worst Camshow in Russia

FORNICATION: It's pretty basic stuff. But for Goober McAutismo over here it might as well be mission impossible. What you're about to see may quite possibly be the worst excuse for sexual entertainment that's ever made it online... and that's coming from someone who sat through all 74 minutes of Edward Penishands. Twice.

2,250,712 views 06/08/18 Chaturbate Camwhores

Never Quit, Never Surrender

Entitled Internet hooker has a 6-year-long FML moment after realizing competition in an over-saturated market is a bitch. Fortunately she's great at handling her feelings like an adult. And by "adult" I mean insufferable cunting of the highest order. Famous last words @3:15.

2,049,920 views 04/03/18 MyFreeCams Camwhores

Quite The Collection 2

227,501 views 12/11/17
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