The Greatest Live Stream Trainwreck Ever

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Uploaded Dec 1, 2020

Over the course of 15 years, I've tried saving the word epic for oddities that truly work for the definition. And let me tell you friends: If an emotional beat down of a daddy-issued ketamine-lifer doesn't earn it, the 4-inch race-rampage in the final act will lol. [MORE]

SMILE = DESTROYED

SMILE = DESTROYED

Short list of things I value in life: Cottonelle Ultra Comfort Care and dedicated females like this one in particular. Tack on the fact that she can handle more wang than a Chinese phone book and we may be talking literal perfection here.

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Watch & Learn

Watch & Learn

Another downside to the Covid era? This new meta of layering 2 videos on top of each other to simulate cuckolding for a frothing audience of mouth-breathing troglodykes. And then there's me; Who's just waitin for girls to start masturbating in the middle of Target again.

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Slam Pig

Slam Pig

Short list of things I value in life: Cottonelle Ultra Comfort Care and dedicated females like this one in particular. Tack on the fact that she can handle more wangs than a Chinese phone book and we're talking perfection here.

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UBER Maneuver

UBER Maneuver

How to make keep yourself entertained post-Covid? Unholster your akimbo twats and lay waste to whatever slivers of decency are lingering on to this being "a society". In other words: Take notes.

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Preparing for 18 Inches

Preparing for 18 Inches

I'll leave you with some wisdom my acquaintance at Taco Bell bestowed upon me: Never underestimate a woman's will to feed. She might have the phenotype of a Midwest soccer mom... but when the adrenaline hits, watch the fuck out.

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