The Unluckiest Guy in Russia

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You know that feeling: When it's 0600 hours, the sun is shining, and you find yourself 4-inches deep inside the only girl that believed your story about using the same plumber as Zac Efron. In other words: Perfection. That is, unless Lucya "The Wolverine" Chernyshevsky is leader of the neighborhood watch.

Uploaded 12/08/20 Public

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Promises Broken

♫ Lucky for me I'm not like those girls
♫ Who only take it all for granted
♫ All they got is what they're handed

877,458 views 02/03/25 Anal

Public Masturbator Actually Wins

The girl is [-Kesha Ortega-]. Well known. Built like a wood chipper. But the dude; He's just a bystander trying his best to appreciate the fine arts when he gets hurled into the role he was born to play. It's cinema really.

1,717,976 views 08/21/23 Public

The Socially Awkward Teenager

When it's a girl's first time doing hardcore porn and she's too nervous on camera to put two syllables together, you get what I imagine to be the closest experience to fucking a corpse you can have without taking a trip to the morgue. Luckily the awkwardness only makes me harder.

6,035,695 views 08/13/13 Teen

Public Masturbator Actually Wins

1,717,976 views 08/21/23 Public

Tits and Aspergers

A 25 year old boy suffering from both severe autism and chronic virginity has found hope in backpage.com. Will he finally lose his V-card?

3,077,149 views 07/02/15 Premature

Public Degeneracy Volume 8

Pretty bold behavior. But while you're in an eBay bidding war for the wet spot left behind in the 3rd video, I'll be reminiscing about the underground sludge deathcore viking metal show I saw last week. It went from casual music festival, to full blown AIDS epidemic when 1 reckless twat turned her vayjay into a full serve cock car wash. I YELP'd the venue 5-stars.

2,433,602 views 03/27/23 Public Degeneracy

After The Tijuana Donkey Show

What happens in ~~Mexico~~ Chile gets filmed with a potato by cartel members drunk off corona lights. For some guys that love beheading the locals and smuggling drugs in their butts, they sure have weak stomachs.

1,958,077 views 01/10/14 Public

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1,734,044 views 07/07/15 Public

Ultra Alpha

Would Denmark Mafia be so kind as to turn the soundbyte at 0:24 into their next banger? That's the kind of collaboration that can fuel my beat-off sessions all the way into spring. More Woodman HERE and HERE.

3,660,604 views 11/19/18 Woodman Casting X Orgasms

Gianna PWNS Heckling Hector!

Dont let the bandana fool you. This cholo's 'tough guy' persona is about as real as his pleather jacket. Such is illustrated after Gianna does the unforgivable - an unconsensual snowball attack - which he takes like a total bitch. This is funny as fuck.

4,502,880 views 02/29/12 LULZ

Semen and Strife

See that pretty face? Well, that's all you get because she's too busy getting seizure-fucked in the face by a cock raging french guy the entire clip to look at the camera. #rekt

4,379,112 views 07/16/14 Woodman Casting X Orgasms