The World's Smallest Penis

The World's Smallest Penis

Meet the man whose penis looks more like a belly button with testicles. The man who gives credence to the old adage of "it's just cold outside", in response to why ones cock would be smaller than a vienna sausage.

2,030,190 05.30.16 Anonymous LULZ
Hi, My Penis Is 3 Feet Long

Hi, My Penis Is 3 Feet Long

Shit. If my cock that was big, I'd throw on my limited edition Bugle Boy jean shorts and hit the boardwalk.

4,440,953 01.26.10 admin Asians
His Penis Is Bigger Than Yours

His Penis Is Bigger Than Yours

He wears eyeliner, listens to Marilyn Manson and has the masculinity of Richard Simmons. Was god drunk off his ass when he decided to bless this tard with a 13 inch cock or what? It should've been me you mothefucker. Meeeee.

4,126,804 06.30.09 admin Penis
The Headless Penis

The Headless Penis

What was once a sniper rifle is now a snubnose magnum. How'd that happen? Lemme guess... something involving farm animals and strategically placed peanut butter? It happens to the best of us.

2,511,941 12.13.09 admin Bizarre
They LOL At His 1 Inch Penis

They LOL At His 1 Inch Penis

This video mad me LOL hard.

1,136,664 08.15.08 admin LULZ
Elf Penis

Elf Penis

Didn't I see you in Lord Of The Rings?

998,149 11.25.08 admin
2 Inch Penis

2 Inch Penis

Nice trim job! It almost looks half an inch bigger shaved.

790,613 01.03.09 admin
...Making My Penis Soft

...Making My Penis Soft

166,503 04.27.17 TG Asians
Detachable Penis

Detachable Penis

153,204 07.27.16 TG Fail
Penis Pinata

Penis Pinata

121,373 09.30.15 admin
Hotdog Down A Hallway

Hotdog Down A Hallway

There's enough room in there for my penis, your penis and 3 black men's penises. Definitely not my favorite combination but hey, it fits.

1,296,568 05.08.08 admin Insertions
78 Percent Of His Sexual Partners Quit

78 Percent Of His Sexual Partners Quit

This is legendary pipe layer Big Red, most notable for his 7 inch penis and it's not-so-cervix-friendly curvature. The end result tends to involve women screaming louder than Warwick Davis after the release of box office figures on Leprechaun 4: In Space. MORE HERE.

8,027,596 08.15.12 admin LULZ
It's Only Smellz

It's Only Smellz

Never have I seen a man do something so incredibly vile with such charm. Where there's tension, he provides laughter. Where there's pain, he provides comfort. And where there's feces on the tip of his penis... he provides dinner. Song HERE and 40 MINUTE VIDEO HERE.

6,848,783 12.19.12 TG LULZ
How To Make A Girl Cum

How To Make A Girl Cum

If your penis is insufficient, watch this video and learn how to give a girl an orgasm so big that she'll giiggle like school girl and love you forever. This would be quite a change for me, most girls just spit in my face after sex. They just can't seem to appreciate ass 2 mouth.

6,343,163 04.19.08 admin Orgasms
How To Harass An 18 Y/O Into Doing Anal

How To Harass An 18 Y/O Into Doing Anal

I've heard a lot of desperate men say a lot of desperate shit just to keep their cocks submerged in teen sphincter.. but to essentially give a girl the greenlight to defecate on your penis just to avoid a 3 min. potty break? That's a level of dedication I hope to never know. FULL VIDEO HERE!.

5,093,706 05.06.13 TG Painal
Thot Hilariously Ruins Cum Shot

Thot Hilariously Ruins Cum Shot

This is a pretty amazing scene right up until the point when it becomes one of the best cum shot fails of all time. Imagine the glorious feeling of having your penis sucked -- now imagine that feeling being destroyed right when it counts. Full Scene HERE + SONG.

4,797,789 09.27.14 Anonymous LULZ
Oh Noes The Condom Broke!

Oh Noes The Condom Broke!

I found this on some website that pays $2,000 for homemade porno. I'm kinda bummed... they rejected all 3 of my personal sextapes, citing that my 2 inch penis wouldn't appeal to general audiences. Ouch! It's still a cool site though, CHECK IT OUT!

4,738,721 08.27.08 admin Amateur
The Accidental Anal Compilation

The Accidental Anal Compilation

Not much is worse (or funnier) than an unexpected penis bashing some hoer O-ring with little forewarning or lube. Ideally, zero forewarning and zero lubes. [Full Scenes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9]

4,373,724 04.09.17 Various Painal
The Return Of 'Gentle Breakdown' Girl

The Return Of 'Gentle Breakdown' Girl

Remember the frigid chick that randomly started sobbing in the middle of a Rocco shoot? It was actually pretty touching, to both my heart & my penis. But apparently that encounter was only chapter 1 in a saga of piss-poor decisions. Song HERE + breakdown HERE + profile HERE.

4,263,391 06.04.12 admin LULZ
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