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She Cant Have Sex

If she can't fuck, then he can't fuck and that means his balls are probably sky blue just about now. Kidney stones are a bitch.

06/26/08 LULZ

Assholes Harass Ugly Woman

Ehh what do you expect. It's Lake Havasu and she's like 45. She's practically a grandma compared to everyone else there. If she wants to suck dick without getting booed by the crowd she's gonna have to go to a retirement center.

06/24/08 Public

Spank That Pussy

Contents under pressure. I wonder what would happen if you poked that thing with a needle. Would tapioca pudding leak out?

06/08/08 Beef Curtains

Brutal Injury While Making Love

I'd say she was about due for a nose job anyhow.

05/22/08 Fail

He Cums In 5 Seconds Flat

His girlfriend doesn't sound too happy about his poor performance between her legs. They have anesthetic creams that work wonders for premature ejaculation. I'd say buy some.

05/20/08 Premature

Free Blowjobs At Rap Concert

I'm afraid it would take a lot more than a free blowjob to get me to sit through that shitty ass concert. I'm talkin ass 2 mouth at the very least.

05/02/08 Public

How To Make A Girl Cum

If your penis is insufficient, watch this video and learn how to give a girl an orgasm so big that she'll giiggle like school girl and love you forever. This would be quite a change for me, most girls just spit in my face after sex. They just can't seem to appreciate ass 2 mouth.

04/19/08 Orgasms

The Troubles Of Making Porn

Apparently getting your dick hard for a hot pornstar isn't as easy as you'd think. I'd probably blow my load before even getting my cock out of my pants.

04/16/08 Fail

You Beautiful Bitch

There is a new threat out there to hookers worldwide. It isn't HIV or the police, it's a dirty old man named Douglas who has made an art form out of verbally degrading prostitutes lol.

03/30/08 Amateur

Insecure Slut Tries Anal

This housewife expresses concern about shit getting on her husbands cock as they try anal for the 1st time. I wouldn't worry much, ATM solves everything.

03/06/08 Amateur

Girl Gives Birth To 14 Inch Dildo

This girl shits a massive dildo out of her pussy with no effort at all. If I keep posting shit like this people are gonna think I have a fetish for loose pussy haha.

03/04/08 Insertions

The Conesquences Of Being A Slut

The medical bills for stitching up a busted asshole probally outweigh whatever she was paid to be in this porn. I guess being a slut isn't always profitable! She doesn't even notice the prolapse happen lol.

03/02/08 Prolapse

Keep Eating It!

Ugly amateur slut has her pussy eaten out for the first time & has some insane orgasms. I wonder how she acts when she has her salad tossed?

01/17/08 Orgasms

Dont Fuck When Drunk

A drunk couple falls out of a hot tub as they're fucking but that doesn't slow em down one bit!

01/16/08 LULZ

Dont Film Me Fucking

This guy isn't too happy after he finds out he's been videotaped fucking a hooker!

01/12/08 Voyeur

Squirt On Me!

I don't know exactly what she's squirting out of her pussy but the man on the receiving end is loving it.

12/10/07 Public

Southern Slut Loves Butt Sex

And her husband definitely loves giving it to her. Unfortunately the dialogue is a total boner killer.

10/29/07 Amateur

Cop Groped By Naked Chick

If there was no one filming, that cop would've whipped out his cock and fucked her right there.

09/04/07 Public

Diseased Pussy

Not even a cluster of genital warts can keep this pussy hungry dyke from eating out her friend!

09/02/07 Bizarre

Crazy Strip Club Sex

For a dollar you can eat out a stripper's cunt. For 5 more you can fuck her silly. The HIV is free :P

07/27/07 Strippers
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