Lobster Rapes Girl

Lobster Rapes Girl

The eighties were a pretty fuckin weird time. It was the decade that birthed consumer camcorders, VHS tapes, in-home pornography, crack cocaine, aids and most importantly this little gem of porno cinema.

571,374 11.02.17 EF Vintage
Cocaine Makes Grandpa Horny

Cocaine Makes Grandpa Horny

From the italian film "Capodanno in Casa Curiello", which translates to "New Years at Grandpas House". It's kind of like "Addams Family" meets "Boogie Nights" but in italian speak with vulgar french music. Full Scene.

828,407 07.17.17 Mati Seniors
Cringy Pornstar Birthday

Cringy Pornstar Birthday

Mae Meyers is turning twenty years old, and to mark the day she's gang banging a dozen black dudes for money. All in all she's blowing 20 candles,12 darkies and she's not even legally allowed to drink yet. [Full Scene: HERE]

1,250,728 07.10.17 TG LULZ
Cam Whore Left Speechless

Cam Whore Left Speechless

Paying some skank on the internet to watch you jerk off on webcam seems pathetic and sad overall, but this cam slut has to hold back laughing when she see's this fuckin guys dick. [Twitter / More Camwhores]

1,450,986 04.29.17 Anonymous Camwhores
She Quit Porn After This!

She Quit Porn After This!

A near senile senior citizen has the best day of his life at the expense of aspiring pornstar "Jane Doe", who realizes somewhere after the 2:00 mark, that porn just isn't for her and was never seen again. [SCENE / SONG]

2,051,137 11.09.16 TG LULZ
Plight of the Cuck

Plight of the Cuck

The misadventures of "Cuck Finn" and his stallion, Andrew. Today they breed a mega whale-beast for recreation. Mistakes are made, disagreements are had and boners are killed over some "dumbass pictures". More Cuck HERE.

1,770,903 10.13.16 Anonymous Cuckold
The Single Greatest Blowjob of ALL Time

The Single Greatest Blowjob of ALL Time

We had to go back, way back and deep into the pornography archives of the 1970's. All those hours of sifting through pale, over exposed bodies and bush was worth it to uncover this beautiful forgotten gem. [Song] [Vintage Porno]

2,672,896 09.23.16 Velvet Vintage
The Biggest Cuck on This Shitty Earth

The Biggest Cuck on This Shitty Earth

AKA "How Donald overcame adversity and wifed the biggest whore in town" AKA "YOU GOT CUCKED THE FUCK OUT!". SONG.

1,609,985 09.05.16 Arlindo Cuckold
18 Year Old Suffers O-Ring Blowout

18 Year Old Suffers O-Ring Blowout

Don't worry, in a few days she'll be sitting and shitting normally. Just gotta put some icy-hot on her hurt butt and eat a lot of fiber. No worries. [FULL SCENE] [SONG]

3,816,267 08.28.16 Duran Painal
The World's Smallest Penis

The World's Smallest Penis

Meet the man whose penis looks more like a belly button with testicles. The man who gives credence to the old adage of "it's just cold outside", in response to why ones cock would be smaller than a vienna sausage.

1,880,733 05.30.16 Anonymous LULZ
Furious Naked Man Attacks Volvo

Furious Naked Man Attacks Volvo

On a dark night in some soviet shithole, crazy old man Vlad drank on his medication, put his birthday suit on and now he ain't taking no shit from no stupid Volvos giving him any crap.

712,050 04.19.16 Vlad Exhibition
The Absurdity of Japanese Pornography 5

The Absurdity of Japanese Pornography 5

I know it looks bad, but thanks to the efforts of Japan's prestigious scientists at Unit 731, we know that it takes at least 3 minutes of asphyxia to cause permanent brain damage. So she should be totes fine. MOAR. DIY.

1,640,476 09.16.15 Duran Asians
Psycho Pornstar Gets Donkey Punched

Psycho Pornstar Gets Donkey Punched

A disgruntled pornstar is having a bad day, and everything that comes out of this thot's mouth is either penis related or comedy gold. She non-stop says crazy shit until her co-stars feel forced to shut her up. LOL. Full Scene: HERE.

3,757,944 07.17.15 Randy LULZ
Tits and Aspergers

Tits and Aspergers

A 25 year old boy suffering from both severe autism and chronic virginity has found hope in backpage.com. Will he finally lose his V card?

2,216,236 07.02.15 nooseyinabox Premature
18 Year Old Manlet VS Pornstar

18 Year Old Manlet VS Pornstar

An awkward 120 LB man-child thinks he has what it takes to make his porn debut with a pornstar that can't math. But even with the deer in headlights look in his eyes, he somehow pulls off the incredible. FULL SCENE HERE.

9,157,662 01.02.15 BBros Virgins
The 49 Year Old Virgin

The 49 Year Old Virgin

Meet Allen. At almost 50 years old, he's never had sex and is on the verge of losing all hope. Now it's up to a $400 goth hooker with a heart of gold to help him lose his virginity once and for all... or will he fuck it all up?

2,124,503 11.13.14 Duran Documentary
The Trolling of a Discount Hooker

The Trolling of a Discount Hooker

From the clearance section of BackPage.com comes an escort sporting bed bugs, a wonky titty, and a heart of gold. Her entire scene is just one giant cluster fuck disaster of fail and it's beautiful. Full Scene + More HERE.

2,546,676 09.01.14 Kevin LULZ
How To Have Cyber Sex!

How To Have Cyber Sex!

Many, many years ago, in the days of old known as 1997, an instructional VHS was forged. Watch and learn how to master the art of one handed typing with post-aspergers Winnie Cooper from the "Wonder Years".

1,013,423 07.31.14 Duran LULZ
Daughter of the Year

Daughter of the Year

There was a Russian potter, that had a Russian daughter, that one day fucked Rocco and told him about her father. The Russian man, who was a Rocco Fan, was never more proud of his daughter. Full Scene HERE.

2,899,425 06.24.14 TG LULZ
This Guy Told Me To Go Fuck Myself

This Guy Told Me To Go Fuck Myself

I think this could be the downtrodden, meth-addicted little brother of the Reading Rainbow guy. They call him Black Salami and he's going to show us things. Song HERE.

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