The 24 Year Old FEMALE Virgin II

The 24 Year Old FEMALE Virgin II

What's life's greatest mystery? god? aliens? why Lionsgate allows Tyler Perry to continue directing films? How about how the fuck this 46 year old poster boy for NAMBLA managed to pull a Russian model half his age, only to vow abstinence for half a fucking decade? Full video HERE and more HERE.

3,188,337 01.06.12 admin Virgins
The 24 Year Old FEMALE Virgin

The 24 Year Old FEMALE Virgin

KEY POINTS: she has not and will not fuck - (gypsy's orders), crotch shots are strictly prohbited and vibrators... well, those are as foreign to her as a condom in a Botswana whorehouse. Filmed by the legendary pioneer of gonzo porn - Ed Powers. Download his full video HERE.

6,214,654 12.01.11 admin Virgins
The 49 Year Old Virgin

The 49 Year Old Virgin

Meet Allen. At almost 50 years old, he's never had sex and is on the verge of losing all hope. Now it's up to a $400 goth hooker with a heart of gold to help him lose his virginity once and for all... or will he fuck it all up?

2,206,438 11.13.14 Duran Documentary
Gilf Has Trouble With Anal

Gilf Has Trouble With Anal

41 year old grandmother that A.) has less teeth than a goldfish B.) is about as good at taking cock as Mother Teresa C.) is subjected to one liners like "ya dont need teeth to take my beef" and D.) projects vomit so rank it could be harvested for biowarfare. And yes, I'd hit it. Full vid HERE.

3,702,367 03.20.11 admin Porn Bloopers
The Prune Brothers

The Prune Brothers

The short story of an old hag and her epic battle with chronic constipation. Lots of raunchy anal in this one, along with constant reminders that the bitch is in dire need of a bowel movement. Some fuckin seriously amazing screenwriting here folks.

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Motherfucker

Motherfucker

This goofy lookin shithead tag teams his own mom with his dirty old dad. Like father, like son!

1,627,769 09.11.07 admin Vintage
Molested At Lunch Time

Molested At Lunch Time

This is a scene from some stupid French porno called The Image. Stars that old bitch from 101 Dalmations as some sort of empowered cunt that likes to dominate. Kinda funny but not really my cup of tea. I was raised on the notion that degradation is a man's job.

1,526,443 09.16.09 admin Groped
18 Year Old Manlet VS Pornstar

18 Year Old Manlet VS Pornstar

An awkward 120 LB man-child thinks he has what it takes to make his porn debut with a pornstar that can't math. But even with the deer in headlights look in his eyes, he somehow pulls off the incredible. FULL SCENE HERE.

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18 Year Old Suffers O-Ring Blowout

18 Year Old Suffers O-Ring Blowout

Don't worry, in a few days she'll be sitting and shitting normally. Just gotta put some icy-hot on her hurt butt and eat a lot of fiber. No worries. [FULL SCENE] [SONG]

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The 24 Year Old Virgin

The 24 Year Old Virgin

He's socially inept and has B cup titties. How can life possibly get any worse? If you guessed 'make a porno, creep the living fuck out of the girl, blow your load in 4 seconds and end up all over the internet", you just won my inflatable Captain Planet sex doll. Download the full video HERE.

3,969,840 10.13.11 admin Virgins
19-years-old and RUINED

19-years-old and RUINED

There's only two people on Earth that should never be caught fishing for brown trouts: Lindsay Lohan in her 'i'll snort Tide Pods' phase, and this chick. She's 19, anti-semen and dumber than a mailbox on Sunday. In other words: she was BORN for Efukt. [FULL SCENE] [SONG]

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22 Year Old Loses His Virginity

22 Year Old Loses His Virginity

He's 22 and still a virgin so his father put all his pennies together and bought his son a hooker for his birthday... a present weighing in at 200 pounds.

1,905,916 05.03.08 admin Virgins
That Old Trick

That Old Trick

156,100 09.05.16 TG Big Dicks
Remembering The Good Old Days

Remembering The Good Old Days

156,069 06.03.16 EF Pwn3d
The Good Old Days

The Good Old Days

121,305 07.17.15 admin Exhibitionism
Mother-Daughter Porno Fail

Mother-Daughter Porno Fail

A reality check for a 53 year old milf that thinks doing hardcore pornography side by side her 19 year old daugther is liken to a 'family picnic'. Preeeetty messed up! Fuill video available HERE.

6,334,633 01.24.11 admin Porn Bloopers
LOL GTFO Grandma

LOL GTFO Grandma

This is rather odd. I mean the dude gets caught pissing on the face of his 20 year old girlfriend by a lady older than Jesus and doesn't even bother to cover up. For a solid 10 seconds the old hag just stands there eyeing his cock. There's no embarrassment. No dialogue. Just one baffled senior citizen trying to make sense of a contemporary sex act.

1,601,506 05.29.10 admin Busted!
Mother of the Year!

Mother of the Year!

Enjoy, for this is undoubtedly the first, last and only time you'll ever see an 18 year old camwhore drunkenly dildo herself directly in front of her disapproving mom. In a word... FAP. Profile HERE.

6,781,042 10.12.12 admin LULZ
The 24 Incher

The 24 Incher

I know they say black guys have big dicks but this is kind of exessive. That thing is like 2 feet long!

6,477,036 05.29.07 admin Bizarre
My Life Without A Cock

My Life Without A Cock

Meet Trent Gates, A self-described 22 year old gay non-binary "null" gender powerbottom twink that runs a website that features helpful how to's, info, videos and even an entire community based around cutting off your genitals. On top of managing "eunuchmaker.co.uk" Trent of course also has a tumblr and patreon dedicated to genital chopping and gay stuff.

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