Paying some skank on the internet to watch you jerk off on webcam seems pathetic and sad overall, but this cam slut has to hold back laughing when she see's this fuckin guys dick. [Twitter / More Camwhores]
A near senile senior citizen has the best day of his life at the expense of aspiring pornstar "Jane Doe", who realizes somewhere after the 2:00 mark, that porn just isn't for her and was never seen again. [SCENE / SONG]
The misadventures of "Cuck Finn" and his stallion, Andrew. Today they breed a mega whale-beast for recreation. Mistakes are made, disagreements are had and boners are killed over some "dumbass pictures". More Cuck HERE.
We had to go back, way back and deep into the pornography archives of the 1970's. All those hours of sifting through pale, over exposed bodies and bush was worth it to uncover this beautiful forgotten gem. [Song] [Vintage Porno]
An old acquaintance at the local waffle hut once told me being hung like an antelope actually sucks. He said the only women that can take it to the base consider McNuggets an essential food group. Is that what's going on here?
Meet the man whose penis looks more like a belly button with testicles. The man who gives credence to the old adage of "it's just cold outside", in response to why ones cock would be smaller than a vienna sausage.
I know it looks bad, but thanks to the efforts of Japan's prestigious scientists at Unit 731, we know that it takes at least 3 minutes of asphyxia to cause permanent brain damage. So she should be totes fine. MOAR. DIY.
A disgruntled pornstar is having a bad day, and everything that comes out of this thot's mouth is either penis related or comedy gold. She non-stop says crazy shit until her co-stars feel forced to shut her up. LOL. Full Scene: HERE.