Talked Into It

Talked Into It

Buried in snippets among hours of gang bang porn is a story. The story of a shy fresh-faced eighteen year old curiously browsing a porn store, and slowly becoming a total whore over the period of few short weeks. Amazing. [source: HERE]

610,331 05.21.18 TG Funny
Cum-Hater vs Gang-Bang

Cum-Hater vs Gang-Bang

Remember that fat crybaby from one of the few episodes of The Maury Show that didn't involve teenagers giving handjobs in exchange for chicken mcnuggets? She had this uncanny ability to make hundreds of bad decisions in a row. Well, it appears she reproduced. [Full Scene] [SONG]

644,774 05.09.18 TG Porn Fail
Most Retarded Porn Plots In History

Most Retarded Porn Plots In History

Scenes: [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6]

1,063,776 03.28.18 porno5pirates WTF
Nazi Cuck Porn

Nazi Cuck Porn

I'm not sure what kind of a person scripts a pornography scene about a nazi struck by white guilt and letting a "jungle bunny" fuck his racist wife for reparations... but they deserve an award. [Full Scene]

1,095,932 02.15.18 Nick Digger Funny
19-years-old and RUINED

19-years-old and RUINED

There's only two people on Earth that should never be caught fishing for brown trouts: Lindsay Lohan in her 'i'll snort Tide Pods' phase, and this chick. She's 19, anti-semen and dumber than a mailbox on Sunday. In other words: she was BORN for Efukt. [FULL SCENE] [SONG]

1,673,300 02.05.18 TG Hookers
Donnie's Feed and Seed

Donnie's Feed and Seed

Around the 1:50 mark she denies a handful of the colonel's secret recipe. Uh uh. If that's her idea of cutting back on carbs, I'd love to know how she celebrates Thanksgiving. But the real question is: How many 2-for-1 Golden Corral coupons does it take to make this transaction possible?

1,062,285 12.18.17 Ajit Pai Cuckold
Lobster Rapes Girl

Lobster Rapes Girl

If the 1980's taught me something, it's that ANYthing goes as long as there's a killer soundtrack behind you. Except this. Not even the renaissance of crack cocaine will be held liable for this shit.

925,816 11.02.17 EF Vintage
Girlfriend Of The Year 2K17

Girlfriend Of The Year 2K17

Bridge piercing, stomach tattoos and the occasional rush to the emergency room for soft tissue damage. May I be so bold to say I haven't seen this level of intensity since The Shining. More HERE

2,513,947 08.13.17 TG Amateur
Japanese Porn Is FUCKING CRAZY

Japanese Porn Is FUCKING CRAZY

You know you're in the golden age of porn when someone consults Michael Bay for their scene. Too bad the novelty of implied homicide wears off pretty quick when you have to multitask cumshots with Die Hard 1. More yippee ki-yay mother fuckin eggroll hijinx [HERE] [SONG]

1,862,452 08.05.17 Anonymous Asians
Cam Whore Left Speechless

Cam Whore Left Speechless

Paying some skank on the internet to watch you jerk off on webcam seems pathetic and sad overall, but this cam slut has to hold back laughing when she see's this fuckin guys dick. [Twitter / More Camwhores]

1,522,744 04.29.17 Anonymous Camwhores
She Quit Porn After This!

She Quit Porn After This!

A near senile senior citizen has the best day of his life at the expense of aspiring pornstar "Jane Doe", who realizes somewhere after the 2:00 mark, that porn just isn't for her and was never seen again. [SCENE / SONG]

2,149,478 11.09.16 TG LULZ
Plight of the Cuck

Plight of the Cuck

The misadventures of "Cuck Finn" and his stallion, Andrew. Today they breed a mega whale-beast for recreation. Mistakes are made, disagreements are had and boners are killed over some "dumbass pictures". More Cuck HERE.

1,856,904 10.13.16 Anonymous Cuckold
The Single Greatest Blowjob of ALL Time

The Single Greatest Blowjob of ALL Time

We had to go back, way back and deep into the pornography archives of the 1970's. All those hours of sifting through pale, over exposed bodies and bush was worth it to uncover this beautiful forgotten gem. [Song] [Vintage Porno]

2,774,452 09.23.16 Velvet Vintage
The Biggest Cuck on This Shitty Earth

The Biggest Cuck on This Shitty Earth

AKA "How Donald overcame adversity and wifed the biggest whore in town" AKA "YOU GOT CUCKED THE FUCK OUT!". SONG.

1,686,396 09.05.16 Arlindo Cuckold
18 Year Old Suffers O-Ring Blowout

18 Year Old Suffers O-Ring Blowout

Don't worry, in a few days she'll be sitting and shitting normally. Just gotta put some icy-hot on her hurt butt and eat a lot of fiber. No worries. [FULL SCENE] [SONG]

4,012,208 08.28.16 Duran Painal
The World's Smallest Penis

The World's Smallest Penis

Meet the man whose penis looks more like a belly button with testicles. The man who gives credence to the old adage of "it's just cold outside", in response to why ones cock would be smaller than a vienna sausage.

1,935,756 05.30.16 Anonymous LULZ
Furious Naked Man Attacks Volvo

Furious Naked Man Attacks Volvo

On a dark night in some soviet shithole, crazy old man Vlad drank on his medication, put his birthday suit on and now he ain't taking no shit from no stupid Volvos giving him any crap.

729,462 04.19.16 Vlad Exhibition
The Absurdity of Japanese Pornography 5

The Absurdity of Japanese Pornography 5

I know it looks bad, but thanks to the efforts of Japan's prestigious scientists at Unit 731, we know that it takes at least 3 minutes of asphyxia to cause permanent brain damage. So she should be totes fine. MOAR. DIY.

1,675,496 09.16.15 Duran Asians
Psycho Pornstar Gets Donkey Punched

Psycho Pornstar Gets Donkey Punched

A disgruntled pornstar is having a bad day, and everything that comes out of this thot's mouth is either penis related or comedy gold. She non-stop says crazy shit until her co-stars feel forced to shut her up. LOL. Full Scene: HERE.

3,862,856 07.17.15 Randy LULZ
Tits and Aspergers

Tits and Aspergers

A 25 year old boy suffering from both severe autism and chronic virginity has found hope in backpage.com. Will he finally lose his V card?

2,258,005 07.02.15 nooseyinabox Premature
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