The eighties were a pretty fuckin weird time. It was the decade that birthed consumer camcorders, VHS tapes, in-home pornography, crack cocaine, aids and most importantly this little gem of porno cinema.
From the italian film "Capodanno in Casa Curiello", which translates to "New Years at Grandpas House". It's kind of like "Addams Family" meets "Boogie Nights" but in italian speak with vulgar french music. Full Scene.
Mae Meyers is turning twenty years old, and to mark the day she's gang banging a dozen black dudes for money. All in all she's blowing 20 candles,12 darkies and she's not even legally allowed to drink yet. [Full Scene: HERE]
Paying some skank on the internet to watch you jerk off on webcam seems pathetic and sad overall, but this cam slut has to hold back laughing when she see's this fuckin guys dick. [Twitter / More Camwhores]
A near senile senior citizen has the best day of his life at the expense of aspiring pornstar "Jane Doe", who realizes somewhere after the 2:00 mark, that porn just isn't for her and was never seen again. [SCENE / SONG]
The misadventures of "Cuck Finn" and his stallion, Andrew. Today they breed a mega whale-beast for recreation. Mistakes are made, disagreements are had and boners are killed over some "dumbass pictures". More Cuck HERE.
We had to go back, way back and deep into the pornography archives of the 1970's. All those hours of sifting through pale, over exposed bodies and bush was worth it to uncover this beautiful forgotten gem. [Song] [Vintage Porno]
Meet the man whose penis looks more like a belly button with testicles. The man who gives credence to the old adage of "it's just cold outside", in response to why ones cock would be smaller than a vienna sausage.
I know it looks bad, but thanks to the efforts of Japan's prestigious scientists at Unit 731, we know that it takes at least 3 minutes of asphyxia to cause permanent brain damage. So she should be totes fine. MOAR. DIY.
A disgruntled pornstar is having a bad day, and everything that comes out of this thot's mouth is either penis related or comedy gold. She non-stop says crazy shit until her co-stars feel forced to shut her up. LOL. Full Scene: HERE.
An awkward 120 LB man-child thinks he has what it takes to make his porn debut with a pornstar that can't math. But even with the deer in headlights look in his eyes, he somehow pulls off the incredible. FULL SCENE HERE.
Meet Allen. At almost 50 years old, he's never had sex and is on the verge of losing all hope. Now it's up to a $400 goth hooker with a heart of gold to help him lose his virginity once and for all... or will he fuck it all up?
From the clearance section of BackPage.com comes an escort sporting bed bugs, a wonky titty, and a heart of gold. Her entire scene is just one giant cluster fuck disaster of fail and it's beautiful. Full Scene + More HERE.
Many, many years ago, in the days of old known as 1997, an instructional VHS was forged. Watch and learn how to master the art of one handed typing with post-aspergers Winnie Cooper from the "Wonder Years".
There was a Russian potter, that had a Russian daughter, that one day fucked Rocco and told him about her father. The Russian man, who was a Rocco Fan, was never more proud of his daughter. Full Scene HERE.