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The Absolute Worst of Pornhub IV

At this point I'm not even questioning human behavior. The only thing separating all of us from being narrated by David Attenborough, are complicated sneakers and semi-automatic weapons. Turns out the Internet may have been a mistake after all. Parts: [1] [2] [3]

2,201,037 views 03/13/23 The Worst of Pornhub

That's Not Lemon Flavored

29,661 views 03/08/23 Nasty

Anal Won't Make Me Quit!

Girls this determined to finish are hard to find without an Olympian background, so consider yourself lucky. Both for getting to bear witness to this unstoppable force, and for not having to be the one to explain the beef bourguignon shit stains on mom's new comforter.

2,067,659 views 02/20/23 Woodman Casting X Anal

Don't Cry About It

54,817 views 02/17/23 Fail

Helping the Homeless

Our newest philanthropist has officially crossed the line into perverse territory. Not even his predecessors can claim they've pushed their love of charity this far before. Take 2 showers tonight. Just in case. [ PART I ]

1,404,050 views 02/13/23 Public

One Shot, One Kill 2

30,868 views 02/06/23 Crazy

The Dangers of Addiction

Something tells me this trailer park graduate has more hyphens in her real name than California's marriage certificate database, but they just call her Alice. Her issue? PTSD inducing sex acts turn her underwear into a fish tank and there's nothing she can do to stop it.

1,963,158 views 02/06/23 Real Time Bondage Breakdowns

Oops, Sorry I Impregnated You

Notorious shake shack enthusiast decides to document one of his many attacks on titan. He sabotages his own rubbers, fakes empathy and could give less than a shit about divorce papers. This could only end one way.

1,639,794 views 01/30/23 Busted!

Breakdown BEFORE The Anal?

We're about to document the dream of a girl that's had more sexual partners than Tom Brady's 2022 passing yards, or create the gentleman's guide to recreational pharmaceutical use. Either way: NO REFUNDS.

2,051,157 views 01/23/23 Backroom Casting Couch Breakdowns

Cum Haters 2023

New year, same loathing for frost faced Bavarian cream. Gonna go ahead and give this episode my mushroom stamped seal of approval, if anything at all for giga gag at the 2:25 mark. Haven't seen eyes roll that hard since reading the employees must wash their hands sign in a Texas Roadhouse bathroom.

1,570,436 views 01/19/23 Cum Haters

Not A Fan Of Facials 2

39,696 views 01/18/23 Fail

When The UFO's Cum 2

20,299 views 01/13/23 Crazy

When The UFO's Cum 1

19,308 views 01/09/23 Crazy

Speed Runner Sets a New Record

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1,302,284 views 12/26/22 Premature

The End of Innocence

Left side of thumbnail = Her first scene. Right side = Higher production than current marvel movies. She's Ander Ways and as we wrap up another year of questionable erections, I give you reason #28971 to never judge a book by it's cover. Unless it's whatever the fuck this is. Then feel free to judge judy until your foreskin grows back. I'm on drugs until New Years. bye.

1,762,652 views 12/25/22 MoviePorn LULZ

Milk Mustache

33,021 views 12/05/22 LULZ

Not Impressed 2

26,290 views 11/21/22 Fail

50 Cumshot Breakdown

Today we witness the consequences of a pair of unprepared siblings literally biting off more than they can chew. Let's just say, getting caught in the crossfire of 4 dozen men that consider cabbage and beer a major food group, wasn't the one-way ticket to fame they originally thought it was haha.

1,645,348 views 11/21/22 Breakdowns

Spitters and Quitters 2

So, what exactly are we witnessing here? First attempts at delivering the beat down in meat town? Nervousness? I don't know for sure... but think of all the value meals this skill could unlock if practiced with the right discipline. 5 seasons of Cobra Kai taught me that. [PART I]

1,346,811 views 11/17/22 Cum Haters
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