There's a thin line between trailer park erotica, and soul-deep emotional trauma. Where that line exists I don't know... but judging by the amount of dollar store tattoos I'm seeing on that body, I'd say this human Hindenburg sure as fuck does. SONG [HERE] MESSAGE HER [HERE]
You know you're in the golden age of porn when someone consults Michael Bay for their scene. Too bad the novelty of implied homicide wears off pretty quick when you have to multitask cumshots with Die Hard 1. More yippee ki-yay mother fuckin eggroll hijinx [HERE] [SONG]
Do their porno dreams come true? Fuck no. Instead, four average-ass mother fuckers attempt to make sex with the prestigious Christy Mack, and each and every one of them brutally embarrasses themselves. More: HERE.
Looks like being a teenage cam girl is rough these days. Stuck living at home, she has to pull off stealthy ninja faps and even do her cam whoring literally right next to her unsuspecting mother. PROFILE HERE.
Introducing one of the most ridiculous porn scenes I have ever seen. A man gains the power to make anyone into a magical submissive sex slave and he uses it on his mother and sister...WTF. More retarded incest shit HERE, Extended Cut HERE.
Every dirty slut should know that a slippery fuck toy plus a cavernous butthole can equal a trip to the ER. Next time save yourself the embarrassing shuffle through the waiting room and tie a string to that mother fucker.
The legend returns in full pussy punishing force. Watch part one: HERE and come back to learn his secret on how he tricked over 100+ women into letting him plank-fuck them on film without paying. MORE HERE + Discuss here.
He's 18, shops at Tilly's, listens to Rise Against and is a full time connoisseur of pussy older than Jesus; A sexual 'Rambo' of the nursing homes if you will. Extreme caution advised. This will probably ruin your day and/or life. MORE GRANDMA DESTRUCTION HERE.
If there's a book out there on what NOT to do during intercourse, I'd say this dude just paved the way for a fucking trilogy. Nevermind his Rosie O'Donnell-like figure, or his unsettling fetish for floppy disks. The real prize is at the 2.48 mark. Ladies and gentleman, this motherfucker just single-handedly brought back Planking. Download here + discuss here.
Hungarian broad tries to bail on the wrong cocksmith - Steve Holmes. Dodge one load, no problem. He can work up another wad of creme brulee instantly. That's right, zro downtime. Watch this motherfucker work his magic. Full video HERE.
The smaller the girl, the smaller the vagina. It's a pretty straightforward concept.. and it's officially now defunct thanks to this 91 pounds of pure skank. I'll put it plainly... looking into her twat gives me vertigo. It's that bad. Download the full motherfucker HERE.
Congratulations. You just got simutaneously bulldozed up the ass and in the twat for a 1 time payment of $350. What will you ever do? A.) 3 day stay at Disneyland. B.) shopping spree at ROSS, dress for less or C.) scar your grandmother for life. This ones easy. Full video HERE.
41 year old grandmother that A.) has less teeth than a goldfish B.) is about as good at taking cock as Mother Teresa C.) is subjected to one liners like "ya dont need teeth to take my beef" and D.) projects vomit so rank it could be harvested for biowarfare. And yes, I'd hit it. Full vid HERE.
Goofy motherfucker works feverishly to prevent his puddin pop from premature eruption... and seemingly succeeds thanks to a few self inflicted cock slaps and more breaks than a Mexican landscaper. Download the full video HERE.
Slut junkie reminisces about her previous employer - some Screech-looking motherfucker that literally blew a $100,000 inheritance entirely on prostitutes hired for nothing more than to eat Taco Bell and deficate on his face. In other words.. dude's a legend. Full video available HERE