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Fattest Pussy Ever

Her vagina looks a lot like a baseball mit, same color too. If you're gonna be 69'ing her with you on bottom, do yourself a favor and bring along a snorkel.

1,612,311 views 10/24/08 Beef Curtains

The Biggest Vagina In porn

That green football in her pussy has an extremely negative effect on the appearance of her asshole. It vaguely resembles the Star Trek symbol. I'm afraid that is a salad I simply cannot toss.

1,193,737 views 07/26/08 Insertions

She Cant Have Sex

If she can't fuck, then he can't fuck and that means his balls are probably sky blue just about now. Kidney stones are a bitch.

1,851,729 views 06/26/08 LULZ

It Wont Go Any Deeper

Alright so last night I was on that Ask Alice site or some shit and it says the average vagina is only 6 inches deep. So I'm dying to know how the fuck does this guy fit a 2 foot balloon in his wifes pussy?

1,506,959 views 05/19/08 Insertions

Her Load Is Bigger Than Mine

It's probably not really female ejaculate. I bet it's actually puss being drained from her infected vagina.. She probally has internal herpes lolz.

2,233,350 views 04/05/08 Bizarre

You Beautiful Bitch

There is a new threat out there to hookers worldwide. It isn't HIV or the police, it's a dirty old man named Douglas who has made an art form out of verbally degrading prostitutes lol.

2,882,097 views 03/30/08 Amateur

The Conesquences Of Being A Slut

The medical bills for stitching up a busted asshole probally outweigh whatever she was paid to be in this porn. I guess being a slut isn't always profitable! She doesn't even notice the prolapse happen lol.

2,311,379 views 03/02/08 Prolapse

She Looks Really Bored

Probally cause his penis is only 2 inches. His red booty shorts suit his homosexuality perfectly.

2,230,834 views 02/15/08 LULZ

Legless Fuck

Legs? Who needs legs? All this fat piece of shit needs is a vaginal opening. Her belly button would probally suffice.

2,292,661 views 02/08/08 Amputee

8 Ball Corner Pocket

Easy shot. Back up 4 feet and do the same trick with your asshole and then maybe I'd be a little impressed, slut.

727,440 views 01/13/08 Insertions

Pussy Balloon 2

She must be practicing for giving birth... I'd say she's ready!

1,400,999 views 09/17/07 Insertions
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