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Incest Is No Longer Best

At this point, self-aware cousin fuckers really deserves their own sub-genre. Decades of inbreeding and limiting toothbrush ownership to 1-per-household has carved itself into a niche that I can only describe as recession proof Walmart porn. Ohio sends it's regards.

2,734,650 views 07/14/22 Teen

How to Get Banned from the Military

Leaking classified information? Mumbling incoherent rants about setting third world countries on fire? Shit, even International Dick Cricket Infestation would have appeared on my list sooner than 1 Tinder gremlin subjecting herself to 31 separate 8-man gangbangs in the fucking barracks. Yet... here we are.

1,995,513 views 07/11/22 Exhibition

Just Cooking Some Soup

29,957 views 07/08/22 LULZ

18-Year-Olds Are Complicated

This example of why you should periodically review your fiber intake, goes by the name Baby Swabery. Due to her age, I'll be approaching this description accordingly: no cap the jumbo deluxe chimmichanga lunch special was a mf'n mistake, fr the situation is NOT bussin.

3,249,901 views 07/07/22 Woodman Casting X Anal

Public Degeneracy Volume 5

So, this is the new standard for getting attention? Terrorizing unsuspecting civilians with your prescription flavored genitals and "oopsy'ing" ur way through milk toast sexual acts? Points for the self-awareness though. It adds a little depth to my upcoming biography aptly named: Sex, Drugs & Brain Damage

2,240,554 views 07/04/22 Public Degeneracy

Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar 6

The only time I've seen self-harming determination this powerful was in the /terraluna subreddit. And much like the ability to ejaculate to one of these anomalies, I think it's time to pack it up and admit defeat boys. disclaimer: This is not financial advice [you retard].

1,158,017 views 06/30/22 Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar

50% Off Stripper?

40,533 views 06/29/22 Bizarre

Look Into My Eyes 4

23,963 views 06/27/22 LULZ

Vibrators Make Shopping Fun 2

45,697 views 06/24/22 Orgasms

CAMTASTROPHES #4

37 seconds in and two things will become apparent: 1: You have been grossly mislead about the average depth of the female rectum. And 2: The webcam community may want to look into insurance policies before accepting challenges from viewers named "RustyTurntable69"

1,537,433 views 06/23/22 CAMTASTROPHES

Fashion Statement 11

36,607 views 06/22/22 Crazy

Vibrators Make Shopping Fun 1

35,831 views 06/20/22 Orgasms

It Finally Happened

I've sat through 8 billion brother fucker incest storylines, the desecration of an icon and whatever the fuck this is. That being said, it's comforting to know I can still find astonishment in the super weeb fever dream you're about to witness. Good luck.

1,449,207 views 06/20/22 Hentaied Bizarre

Sprung A Leak 2

37,334 views 06/17/22 Asians

Awkward Moments in Porn 13

Pork sword bros break the first rule in Ghostbusters 101, clown horn honking gets a new identity and whatever the fuck fight the girl at 1:12 is practicing for is something I feel should be featured on this site in the future. Somebody fetch my finest Walmart polyester linen, I wish to ejaculate.

2,254,050 views 06/16/22 Awkward Moments In Porn

All Aboard 2

32,233 views 06/15/22 Orgasms

Operation Pussy Destroyer

Let me formally introduce you to GM. aka Grandpa Merrick. aka Wrinkle Rocker. aka Mr. Steal Yo Girl. Rather than live out his twilight years chasing dusty jellyfish, he wakes up every day and chooses violence. And intravenous Cialis.

1,553,015 views 06/13/22 Olds Fuck Dolls Groped

Jealousy Can Make You Crazy

34,467 views 06/10/22 LULZ
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