Japan's Got Talent

Japan's Got Talent

Some "feels" I'm glad I will never experience: polio vaccinations, pap smears, and the Simon Cowell of konichiwa porn demanding I GO DEEPER in front of an arena full of r/fedora moderators. MORE

1,157,391 01.30.18 Anonymous Asians
Japan's Final Boss

Japan's Final Boss

1945: We drop the bomb
1946 - 2016: .............
2017: THIS

1,519,088 12.12.17 Sum Ting Wong Asians
Japanese Porn Is FUCKING CRAZY

Japanese Porn Is FUCKING CRAZY

You know you're in the golden age of porn when someone consults Michael Bay for their scene. Too bad the novelty of implied homicide wears off pretty quick when you have to multitask cumshots with Die Hard 1. More yippee ki-yay mother fuckin eggroll hijinx [HERE] [SONG]

1,905,733 08.05.17 Anonymous Asians
Asian vs. Airsoft

Asian vs. Airsoft

Some wisdom I picked up during my 2 hour stakeout of a monster truck rally bathroom: You get what you pay for. And by the looks of those potato-sized welts taking up residence next to her shithole, I'd say this dude used Groupon at the time of service LOL [Song: HERE] [Full Scene: HERE]

1,344,927 06.28.17 TG Asians
Japanese Porn Prodigy Looks 12

Japanese Porn Prodigy Looks 12

He may be smaller than a fourth grader but this little nigga is huge in Japan right now. His name Koheynishi, he's 23 and he shoots, directs and even stars in his own line of JAV titles. [More: HERE / SONG1 and SONG2]

2,244,129 02.27.17 TG Asians
Shit Pornstars Say 2

Shit Pornstars Say 2

The most fail dirty talk of all time and other retarded quips from professional cum smugglers. [Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22]

2,623,425 11.03.16 Various LULZ
The Skank Tank

The Skank Tank

Psychotically perverted Japanese porno directors have constructed a gigantic fish tank made for sexually tormenting cute teenagers. [Full Scene: HERE and Song: HERE]

1,706,509 10.21.16 TG Asians
TED 3: A Japanese Porn Parody

TED 3: A Japanese Porn Parody

The long awaited return of America's favorite talking bear. Join Ted in Japan on one of his wackiest adventures yet as he's found himself in the care of a teenage school girl and Ted's going for the Nanking special! FULL LENGTH.

1,441,867 12.23.15 Ted Asians
The Absurdity of Japanese Pornography 5

The Absurdity of Japanese Pornography 5

I know it looks bad, but thanks to the efforts of Japan's prestigious scientists at Unit 731, we know that it takes at least 3 minutes of asphyxia to cause permanent brain damage. So she should be totes fine. MOAR. DIY.

1,684,666 09.16.15 Duran Asians
Sexual Fatalities From Japanese Cartoons

Sexual Fatalities From Japanese Cartoons

Take one part anime, one part pornography, one part Mortal Kombat and you end up with a hilarious show about ninja school girls sexually manslaughtering perverted villains around campus. Full Series: HERE.

1,369,641 09.04.15 Various Asians
The Absurdity of Japanese Pornography 4

The Absurdity of Japanese Pornography 4

Somewhere between China and insanity, there is Japan. A magical land where all your wildest nightmares probably have a porn series. [#'s 1,

2,375,396 06.29.15 Anonymous Asians
The Absurdity of Japanese Pornography 3

The Absurdity of Japanese Pornography 3

More insanity from the porno-terrorists known as the Japanese. Screen caps and shitty clips of this have floated around the net for years but I finally got a full HD copy. Tons more weird shit HERE.

2,069,429 07.08.14 Duran Asians
The Absurdity Of Japanese Pornography 2

The Absurdity Of Japanese Pornography 2

Porn studio treats girl's asshole like a pokeball. Because in Japan, the more psychotic the idea, the better porn it makes. All while censoring the genitals... Cuz ya know, actual sex is just vulgar. Additional Absurdity.

2,924,744 12.30.13 DB Asians
The Absurdity of Japanese Pornography

The Absurdity of Japanese Pornography

A last man standing circle jerk to the death with tranny power rangers from outer space... After decades of being forced to censor genitals, Japanese smut producers have lost their minds. See also: Tentacle rape and eel porn.

2,795,624 11.14.13 Alexander Asians
Pussy In A Box

Pussy In A Box

This is actually pretty genius. Too bad it was shot in Japan, where the only thing capable of raising eyebrows is Jackie Chan doing a triple somersault directly into Lindsey Lohan's vagina. But it's okay. The lack of reactions is counteracted by a homoerotic remix of some Dr. Dre.

2,681,452 11.21.11 admin Asians
Sybian Morphs Crazy Slut Into Crazier Slut

Sybian Morphs Crazy Slut Into Crazier Slut

I'm pretty sure I've just uncovered a new dialect. I shall dub it 'crackwhorian'. Much like Spanglish - it cannot be taught, only evoked. Japanese electronics and bull whip required. Full video HERE.

4,401,755 10.09.11 terrence Orgasms
Cute Face, Ugly Vagina

Cute Face, Ugly Vagina

The one time Japan decides to not censor the genitals... they cast a girl with a Saarlac for a twat. Didn't see Return of the Jedi? Here's an alternative metaphor: Imagine Gene Simmons face, mouth ajar and tongue extended, reincarnated as Yoko Ono's twat. That ought to do it.

3,472,618 05.27.11 admin Asians
WOW - Redefining Premature Ejaculation

WOW - Redefining Premature Ejaculation

This is epic. Literally just three pecks on the lips and this dude's load is already more spent than a black man's paycheck. He's the fuckin Prefontaine of premature ejaculation. More Japanese madness HERE. .

3,886,209 12.20.10 SpamSam Premature
Twig Girl

Twig Girl

She's flat broke, has the body of a malnutritioned Ethiopian and travels via duffle bag. If those arent the quintessential ingredients for a Japanese pornstar, I don't know what is. Now save up some yen and buy a fucking happy meal already.

3,884,180 07.20.10 TG Asians
Titty Destruction

Titty Destruction

If you're among the minority of men that don't enjoy seeing Japanese women being beaten to tears, it's probably best you skip this one. These fun bags take more abuse than a Mexican pinata on May 5th.

2,037,233 09.21.09 admin Asians
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