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Pornstar Cries Over Insult

Lesbo threesome goes sour after the alpha bitch of the group deliberately tries to humiliate the newcomer via repeatedly requesting that she douche - essentially declaring that the noob's twat smells and/or tastes like shit. I laughed.

12/27/10 Fail

WOW - Redefining Premature Ejaculation

This is epic. Literally just three pecks on the lips and this dude's load is already more spent than a black man's paycheck. He's the fuckin Prefontaine of premature ejaculation.

Hart Breaker

Adult modeling. The only industry where knowing how to suck dick supercedes spelling and grammar.

12/17/10

Epic Orgasm

Rain DeGrey straight up collapses after cumming her brains out. Resuscitation attempts include CPR, additional finger banging and a makeshift defibrillator. No shit. This is from a three part series, available from Kink.com/HogTied. Consider joining, it's a great site and you'd be supporting eFukt.

Rotten Crotch

Behind-the-scenes footage from FUCK A FAN, where a cameraman literally pukes himself after catching a whiff of some stank ass pussy. Ultimate humiliation after the culprit is handed a DIY douche kit and directed to the bathroom.

12/13/10 Fuck A Fan Fail

The Art Of Male Stripping

No more vids for a few days. This shit took all week to edit and now I've got a date with my neighbors cleaning lady. She's 18, dont hate. Already got advance tickets to Harry Potter 7. IMAX. Ultimate panty dropper.

11/18/10 Strippers

Storytime With A Crackwhore

Junkie reminisces about her previous employer - some motherfucker that literally blew a $100,000 inheritance entirely on prostitutes hired for nothing more than to eat Taco Bell and defecate on his face. In other words.. dude's a legend.

Endless Orgasm Causes Brain Damage

Using some sort of futuristic device stolen off the set of Stargate SG-1, this woman's clitoris is vibrated into an orgasmic oblivion. Imagine if the lead characters of both The Exorcist and I Am Sam were delicately molded into one - this woman is what you'd get.

Balls Deep or GTFO

Buck Williams graciously gives the neighborhood tramp a second chance at riding his 12 inch chewbaca dong. Either her twat eats up every centimeter of his beefy balgonie or the bitch gets 86'ed for life and is replaced by a mythical broad named Jenneifer. Yeeeeep.

11/02/10 LULZ

Bad Aim

German dude gets blasted in the face by a fat wad of his own man sauce and nearly pukes all over himself. I guess this kinda invalidates that saying "everyone loves their own brand" haha.

10/30/10 Fail

Ragegasm

This is called small penis overcompensation. It happens when those dudes with 3.5 inchers become frustrated by their partners lack of enthusiasm. So they pump harder, faster and deeper but often to no avail. Eventually the chump reaches a breaking point. Somewhere in between the 4th and 7th yawn. Funny shit.

10/28/10 Orgasms

Jabba The Slut

It's too bad they didn't take this a step further and use their crafty CGI to turn her twat into a slab of roast beef the size of a Mini Cooper.

10/01/10 Bizarre

Long Lips

Beefy vaginas are a welcomed delight here on eFukt, but this particular post isn't about the meat curtains. It's about dimensions. Thats right. This bitch's twat measures longer than my own cock and while that might not be saying much, I'm confident you'll be impressed.

09/30/10 Gallery

Wardrobe Fail

I kinda wanna punch her friend in the face and see if it's as plastic as it looks. amiright?

09/25/10 Fail

Cute Face...

I think someone transplanted Pamela Andersons head onto Rosie O'Donnells body. lol.

09/22/10

Mission Impossible

Never underestimate the powers of a whore. With a little confidence and some KY Jelly, there's really nothing they cant do.

09/22/10

Frankentits

E.T. died and has been reincarnated as a woman. Her tits double as antennas.

09/22/10

Ghetto Swimsuit

Purple hair and blank CD's. Watch out Beyonce. This bitch is coming up fast.

09/22/10

Umm... Where's The Condom

This dude is smooth. Real smooth. His technique? Purchasing oversized condoms (Magnums baby) and intentionally letting em slip off during intercourse. As soon as she notices he deploys a familiar line: "your pussy's just too tight". Uh huh.

Exhibitionist Fail

You see all these videos of dudes intentionally getting caught beating off by maids. Jolly good fun. Then you have this sad motherfucker... dressed up like Little Bo Peep and chowing down on a 15 inch rubber cock. Way to kill the trend. Thanks guy.

09/16/10 Exhibition
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