Luckily he's a premature ejaculator, otherwise a line would've started to form.
I was considering being a stripper once but after realizing my clientele would consist of 300 pound senior citizens, I sought employment elsewhere.
Probally cause his penis is only 2 inches. His red booty shorts suit his homosexuality perfectly.
This geezer takes offense to the concept. Would've been funnier if she was shitting. Much funnier.
Legs? Who needs legs? All this fat piece of shit needs is a vaginal opening. Her belly button would probally suffice.
She didn't use a pussy pump. This is a real vagina infection. Take a close look people. I'm going to pop it with a needle.
If you rush him, he's just gonna pump harder and faster. When a guy is making sweet love to your cornhole you gotta let him take his time!
The taste of cum makes her wanna puke, so she uses orange juice as a chaser. Hey at least she swallows. You know you'd hit it.
Amateur has her pussy eaten out for the first time & has some insane orgasms. I wonder how she acts when she has her salad tossed?
Easy shot. Back up 4 feet and do the same trick with your asshole and then maybe I'd be a little impressed.
This is fucking hilarious!
Listen to this dude go. Judging by his scream I'd guess someone stuck a cactus up his ass.
This made me wanna puke. Her asshole looks like it has teeth. Actually, her pussy looks even worse.
Eighties porn at it's finest lol.
He's got 8 cocks and he wants each one of em sucked dry. Now find me a girl with 8 pussies.
And her husband definitely loves giving it to her. Unfortunately the dialogue is a total boner killer.
This dude spices up his road trip by fucking his girlfriend as he drives along the freeway!
Dozens compete in a contest where whoever makes the man cum the fastest wins.
It's cumshot time but one of the guys misses her face and hits some other guy's hand instead!
The bangbus crew picked up a real skank this time. Her twat was so stinky 1 of the guys pukes!
