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The OFFICIAL Queen of Weeaboos

Apologies to all the competition out there: pieallthetime not only locked down the entire Mountain Dew demographic, but she's done it with such precision I'm actually impressed. Enjoy your participation trophy nerds.

2,860,834 views 04/20/20 Camwhores

Home Run Hitter

112,294 views 04/17/20 Anal

Don't Try this At Home

No, seriously don't. Every once in a while pornography life overlaps into real life lessons. Let's just be glad this learning experience was made possible without the assistance of Czechoslovakian accents, and a petting zoo. You don't want to see the things I've seen man.

2,094,674 views 04/15/20 Bizarre

The Limit Breaker

Imagine challenging a man that has more performance trophies for his penis than you do for participating in mimosa day at Becky's Brunchonette and expecting to come out on top. Lady, there's only one person to blame here - and it's not the one who has the accent of a second-string Simpsons character.

3,069,287 views 04/09/20 Anal

Meeting A Fan

134,900 views 04/03/20 LULZ

Awkward Moments in Porn 9

Homing in on the 10-clip anniversary of offensive sexual acts among a global pandemic, and yet I remain hopeful. I mean hopeful that people in quarantine will continue to produce more reprehensible content than a Harvey Weinstein video library, not the Covid stuff - we're fucked. Like the guy in the first clip: Fap until it goes dark.

3,398,505 views 03/27/20 Awkward Moments In Porn

CELEBRITIES REACT: CORONA VIRUS

Today's spread: a.) Famous fucktwats trying to cope with lack of attention b.) Historical tone deaf unawareness c.) Whatever final form Madonna has decided to mutate into. In other words - Three things to make your quarantine just a little bit worse.

1,695,895 views 03/24/20 Famous

The French Tickler

I proudly present "La Magique Buco Culo" or "The Magic Butt Hole. This feat of pure sphincter talent took years of blood, sweat and tears all culminating to this moment. Captured on webcam and entered into the historical archives for your enjoyment.

1,633,053 views 03/21/20 Prolapse

Cum Haters 2020

It's that time of year again. When degenerate girls jacked to the tits in daddy issues insist on doing it for tha gram but end up frail, fucked and forgotten. Not since the days of blindly acquiring porn ala 5600 baud Limewire have I come across a female with such anti-seminal fortitude.

2,289,175 views 03/13/20 Cum Haters

Steven Spielberg's Daughter Finds Her Calling

The mentally ill adopted daughter of billionaire Steven Spielberg wants to be financially independent. So, what does any strong empowered independent female do in 2020? Make an onlyfans account. [Full Story]

1,823,429 views 03/07/20 Famous

Just Japanese Things

An all-minority female cast ultimately leading to me losing faith in life itself? You can go ahead and file this under The 2016 Ghostbusters Reboot of Porn. And Bill Murray can't save you this time.

1,655,479 views 02/29/20 JAVHD Asians

Energy Drinks and Alien Sex

A caffeine addicted, amateur paranormal scientist returns home after an experiment to make contact with beings outside of earth has presumably failed.

1,570,594 views 02/21/20 Pure Taboo LULZ

Incest Porn Worthy of an Oscar

Say hello to your new idol. He's a recent graduate from the WWE school of acting for the mentally challenged and still manages to pull more suburban MILF poon then a 4-starred gynecologist on YELP. This particular desperate housewife is a prime example of why you should always FYD.

3,238,139 views 02/14/20 Bare Back Studios LULZ

Cucked to Tears

First time I've seen a wife rental video where the girl and her hired gun are left more humiliated than the husband. 7 1/2 inches of New Orlean's finest essentially left them completely mute, save for some sobbing that is usually reserved for the customer service desk at Lululemon. Hilarious.

4,351,973 views 02/07/20 Cuckold

Pornhub's Biggest Deviant

That's it man. As far as I'm concerned vegans have officially jumped the plant-based shark. Not even at the height of one of my patented Acid Trip + Red Lobster Biscuit wombo combo benders did I envision something as despicable as this going behind a paywall.

2,602,651 views 02/03/20 Amateur

Camgirl of the Decade

It's been 14 years of Efukt, so trust me when I say I know talent when I see it. Meet siswet. A girl that has cultivated a million Chaturbate followers by using her asshole to inhale anything without a birth certificate. I'm talking the Kirby of butt stuff and there's no fucking end in sight.

2,025,157 views 01/29/20 Siswet19 Camwhores

Some Girls Just Hate Their Tits

159,628 views 01/13/20

I Fall For It Every Time

155,265 views 01/07/20 Big Dicks

Bad Glory Hole Etiquette

7 samples into a hot dog warming party goes horribly wrong when one rogue cowboy says fuck all to the rules and slings his gentleman juice around like he's in the handicap stall at Country Buffet. The result is a crash course on Plan-B and why IQ tests need to be mandatory in porn. [More Here]

2,841,854 views 01/05/20 Gloryhole Swallow Gloryhole

My New Year's Resolution Summed Up

179,705 views 12/30/19
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