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Spank That Pussy

Contents under pressure. I wonder what would happen if you poked that thing with a needle. Would tapioca pudding leak out?

2,440,920 views 06/08/08 Beef Curtains

How To Become A Pornstar

Careful! Rough sex is now the standard in the adult industry. A lengthy career in porn will cost you a prolapsed rectum, torn vagina and a shitload of STD's. I'd stick to becoming a doctor if I was you.

1,907,723 views 06/06/08 Parody

Kung Fu Slut

Today I leanred that a well placed karate chop to the vaginal section can render your opponent paralyzed, giving you ample opportunity to penetrate her most tender regions.

1,921,426 views 06/05/08 Fights

Extraterrestrial Orgy

I decided to post that last bit of the ET sextape. Elliot is probably fapping to this right now, I know I am. See more alien porn HERE and HERE.

968,631 views 06/04/08 Parody

It Wont Go Any Deeper

Alright so last night I was on that Ask Alice site or some shit and it says the average vagina is only 6 inches deep. So I'm dying to know how the fuck does this guy fit a 2 foot balloon in his wifes pussy?

1,506,989 views 05/19/08 Insertions

Light Bulb Pussy

This is probably the most dangerous insertion I've seen yet. If her pussy was just a bit tighter, the pressure would've caused the bulb to shatter and the glass would've shredded her vagina to shit. Yikes!

1,025,942 views 05/17/08 Insertions

Hotdog Down A Hallway

There's enough room in there for my penis, your penis and 3 black men's penises. Definitely not my favorite combination but hey, it fits.

1,440,838 views 05/08/08 Insertions

Orgasm Morphs Woman Into Beast

That man is lucky to be alive. She damn near bit his head off. I'll bet you anything she's related to this lady.

2,018,346 views 04/22/08 Orgasms

How To Make A Girl Cum

If your penis is insufficient, watch this video and learn how to give a girl an orgasm so big that she'll giiggle like school girl and love you forever. This would be quite a change for me, most girls just spit in my face after sex. They just can't seem to appreciate ass 2 mouth.

6,712,961 views 04/19/08 Orgasms

Girls Should Never Go To This Club

I wonder how much these male dancers make. Getting paid to strip girls naked sounds like the job I was born for.

3,271,654 views 04/17/08 Groped

Goth Girl Gets Pierced

Genital piercings score you big points in the goth community. So does sucking my cock. Now get a haircut and get to work.

1,803,454 views 04/15/08 Modifications

Making Porno Is Fun

These silly gooses take a short break from fucking and sucking to have a little lulz on set, because even pornstars need to have lulz every now and then.

1,799,710 views 04/09/08 Fail

German Porn Is Hilariously Fucked Up

lololol

3,868,333 views 04/07/08 Bizarre

Impaled By Giant Dildo

Look at how tightly her pussy clings to that dildo. I bet you anything that if she retracted really fast her vagina would prolapse. Yikes!!!!!

1,830,865 views 03/27/08 Insertions

Horny Couple Couldnt Wait

Luckily he's a premature ejaculator, otherwise a line would've started to form for who gets to fuck that slut next.

2,707,359 views 03/10/08 Public

Girl Gives Birth To 14 Inch Dildo

This girl shits a massive dildo out of her pussy with no effort at all. If I keep posting shit like this people are gonna think I have a fetish for loose pussy haha.

1,477,024 views 03/04/08 Insertions

Record Breaking Dildo Fuck

If that dildo went any deeper it would split her in half. If she ever decides to have quadruplets she'll be well prepared.

2,621,283 views 02/29/08 Insertions

Tree Fuck LOL

Damn. That tree has a big cock.

2,242,592 views 02/16/08 LULZ

Molested By Black Strippers 2

It would take a lot more than a dollar tip to get me to bury my face between the legs of one of those nasty skanks.

1,776,951 views 02/05/08 Strippers

Amputee Sextape

It could be worse, she could've lost both arms. Wait a minute, no arms = total submission. Someone find me a double amputee plz.

1,526,558 views 02/02/08 Amputee
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