This video is all but guaranteed to result in a divorce. Probably a domestic violence case too... or is that just being overly optimistic? Full video available HERE!
Compilation of the most obnoxious, flaccidity inducing-orgasms you'll ever witness. Longer versions for some of the clips are available as follows: #1 HERE, #4 HERE, and #6 HERE.
Pornstar demonstrates her multitasking proskillz by calling up mommy and holding a conversation as she chows down on a can of man-ass. Divided attention really aint all that bad. Full video available HERE.
Ever seen a girl go from :) to :o to >:O in 2 seconds flat? Lemme tell ya... it's all fun and games until you make contact with the fallopian tubes at 27 MPH.
Pregnant sisters, overly-hung midgets and a race to outdo dad's cum stains. I don't know if I'm jerking off to porn, or a Charlie Sheen family reunion.
What can I say? She's a slut with time to kill and he... well, he has a membership card to the local clinic. How could this not end with a fistful of Alabama Hotpocket?
