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Pornstar Gets A New Vagina

Her vagina lips looked like they belonged in an Arbys roast beef sandwhich. This was bad for her career so she set out on a perilous journey to unbeef her pussy and close the gape once and for all.

1,675,503 views 08/17/08 Beef Curtains

Ouch Her Pussy Hurts

Big penises can be dangerous. Better be careful or they'll poke your eye out.. and maybe your cervix too.

2,714,101 views 07/27/08 Fail

Mean Sluts Ridicule Noob

This video really hits close to home. I too was once ridiculed for bustin my sloppy goo nuts prematurely. My ego was scarred and so was my penis (herpes). Watching this brings it all back. So to the Hispanic slut who was the most vocal during the humiliation: Space Dock, Strawberry Cheesecake, and a Tony Danza. All for you. All at once.

1,726,809 views 07/13/08 FuckTeamFive Premature

How To Become A Pornstar

Careful! Rough sex is now the standard in the adult industry. A lengthy career in porn will cost you a prolapsed rectum, torn vagina and a shitload of STD's. I'd stick to becoming a doctor if I was you.

1,910,844 views 06/06/08 Parody

Vagina Weight Lifting 2

I'd like to see her pull a small car with those meat curtains. That would actually impress me.

1,286,903 views 12/26/07 Bizarre

Horny Little Smurfs

This is one of the oldest adult cartoons ever made. Fuck hentai, it's all about the classics!

2,174,174 views 02/01/07 LULZ
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