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Mating Dance 4

15,946 views 07/22/24 Fail

"16 Inches? I QUIT!"

We're talking girth here. It's not often you see [siswet] tap out. At one point in time I was convinced this woman's asshole was going to be the solution to New York City's parking shortages. Now I see even the grand canyon itself has a capacity limit. Never meet your heros.

1,687,705 views 07/11/24 Siswet19 Anal

Monster In Mom's Closet

"Tremors" didn't need a remake. Yet here we are.

1,086,202 views 07/01/24 Jay's POV WTF

Spitters and Quitters 3

Like spending the entire 2 hours and 28 minutes in front of Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga, these women have found a taste they'll never be able to get out of their mouths. No refunds. All reflexes. Perhaps another hobby would better suit their needs? Like professional Marmite taster (look it up), or Human Scarecrow (don't look that up) for example.

1,247,186 views 05/30/24 Cum Haters

Saving Sea Life

Watching [girls like this] bait the socially inept into a monthly subscription reminds me of a black widow documentary I once accidentally watched for 2 hours. All that's missing is David Attenboroughs voice and an invigorating supply of Cialis.

841,571 views 05/13/24 Kylie Island Teen

Stranger ALMOST Ruins The Moment

Don't let the half-assed attempt at blurring out Jackin' Jerry's face fool you; The situation may very well be authentic. Such as illustrated by our power couple having more will to finish the story than Cody Rhodes. English translation possibly done by David Lynch.

1,742,235 views 04/04/24 Czech Streets Public

Biggie Smalls 4

22,735 views 03/08/24 WTF

The Most Fucked Up Game Show Ever

Long before there was "help me stepbro!", there was "have you ever seen your mom naked?". The difference? People wouldn't (normally) contaminate a box of Kleenex's finest to radio shows. Social media was and still is our biggest evolutionary mistake.

1,147,963 views 02/19/24 Strippers

Best Pillow Ever

29,754 views 02/05/24 LULZ

Internet Porn Was A Mistake

Human Toilets & The Non Fungible Assholes. No, that's not the name of the next great Portland garage band, however the post-view flea bath is still required. The smell of Drakkar Noir and Astro Glide may come out of those walls, but... the stories. The stories are forever.

1,123,014 views 02/05/24 Big Dicks

Objectionable Porn That Shouldn't Exist: 2

You may cringe at the portable cock juicer. You might laugh at Big Foot committing a war crime. You will possibly Door Dash a 7 layer burrito bowl after seeing the sandworm at 0:45 second mark. But one thing's universal: We're all glad self-serving hasn't become a TikTok challenge. Yet.

1,376,508 views 01/29/24 WTF

Giving Herself A Concussion 3

21,157 views 01/26/24 LULZ

The Twister

18,989 views 01/15/24 Crazy

Hope They Have A Staple Remover

23,540 views 12/27/23 Nasty

The Christmas Spirit

17,761 views 12/25/23 Strippers

Pure American Immorality

goon cave [plural goon caves] [Internet slang] An area or room dedicated to long masturbation sessions ["gooning"], often featuring a multi-monitor setup showing multiple pornographic contents simultaneously.


That's what Wikipedia tells you. What it doesn't tell you is some of these level 5 knuckle busting crotch goblins will bulldoze their entire savings account just to "expand their caves". So why are Americans singled out in the title? Because after being assaulted by over 500 photos of these demons, I noticed something; Not 1 Asian, Black, Hispanic or Alaskan Eskimo penis could be identified. Meaning this is yet another one of those spirited hobbies cultivated by the west. Feel free to sandwich it between 40 piece McNuggets and The Kardashians. [SOURCE #1] [SOURCE #2]

1,473,158 views 12/18/23 Gallery

Giving Herself A Concussion 2

19,407 views 12/15/23 LULZ

The Real WNBA 2

22,532 views 12/04/23 Exhibition

10 Inch Challenge = Demolished

It seems Allie Addison's apprehension levels are at zero, giving her little trouble with broski's maximum depth potential. And by little trouble, I mean the kind of potential organ rearrangement Art The Clown would be proud of.

1,287,868 views 11/20/23 FamilyXXX Big Dicks

Giving Herself A Concussion 1

20,159 views 11/10/23 LULZ
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