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Do Not Want

A car full of Canadian hooligans armed with a VHS camcorder stumble upon a crackwhore that likes to show off the brown eye. Honestly... for someone that hasn't wiped their ass since 1993, her cornhole surprisingly didn't look all that bad.

04/12/10 Nasty

Death By Titties

This is Busty Heart. She's got 40 pound titties that sag to the knees - most likely the product of strategically self-induced elephantitis. Fun bags of this caliber aren't taken lightly. One poor fuck literally croaked after catching a look at her knockers. LOL.

04/01/10 LULZ

Stripped, Beaten & Burned

Don't feel too bad... a.) she committed armed robbery and b.) she looks like Bette Midler. Emphasis on factor #2. Read the full story HERE.

12/18/09 Gallery

Rough Sex Fail

Some professionmal pipe layers right here. Too bad the only thing they made sore was her ear drums. Skreeem bitch skreeem!

11/09/09 LULZ

Somalis Gone Wild

When you flash your tits in Africa, you don't get beads. Just AIDS.

08/12/09

Tits From Hell

God does not love you.

04/29/09

Grandma Hasn't Fucked In 15 Years

After a cockless decade of lonely nights, Granny is back in action. She's a wee bit senile (The Exorcist comes to mind), but lucky for Billy her pole-riding skills haven't withered quite as badly as the rest of her. She can actually recite your name in a dozen different frequencies as she works the cock. Pretty impressive for a senior citizen.

04/09/09 Mildly Retarded

Zombie Tits

I suppose titty fucking is out of the question?

02/10/09

Unwanted Product Placement

That's bad. Really bad. Pepsi should sue.

01/25/09

The Dumbest Sex Device Ever Built

That doesn't even look too fun. Her tits look like tomatoes on the verge of exploding. I never realized breasts were so durable. Not only do they come in handy for whatever the fuck you'd call this shit, but they also serve as excellent punching bags. They're multipurpose, unlike my penis.

12/28/08 Bizarre

Who Needs Big Tits?

Perhaps she doesn't. But what she does need is a paper bag. Guess where I want her to put it?

12/18/08

Amputee Porn Gone Bad

All the things that made amputee porn so great just got shitted on by whoever made this so called 'erotic film'. Amputee porn is about disabled, submissive (and usually defenseless) women being fucked by men with exceedingly large penises. I refuse to have it any other way.

12/10/08 Amputee

Pornstar Gets A New Vagina

Her vagina lips looked like they belonged in an Arbys roast beef sandwhich. This was bad for her career so she set out on a perilous journey to unbeef her pussy and close the gape once and for all.

08/17/08 Beef Curtains

Watchin Mom Flash Her Tits

Hey lady - next time you're gonna let a bunch of honry drunk men grope your stank pussy, try to make sure your family isn't around!

01/15/08 Groped

Stinky Cock Makes Her Puke

This is fucking hilarious! His cock smells and tastes so bad that it causes this pregnant slut to puke! I'm sure her twat tastes no better!

E.T. Alien Sex 1

All things considered, E.T's pussy don't look that bad. If you had the chance, would you fuck her?

06/03/07 Parody
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