Cum-Hater vs Gang-Bang

Cum-Hater vs Gang-Bang

Remember that fat crybaby from one of the few episodes of The Maury Show that didn't involve teenagers giving handjobs in exchange for chicken mcnuggets? She had this uncanny ability to make hundreds of bad decisions in a row. Well, it appears she reproduced. [Full Scene] [SONG]

892,548 05.09.18 TG Porn Fail
Daddy Fucks Me To Save Mommy

Daddy Fucks Me To Save Mommy

Welcome to the "Donnie Darko" of incest porn, where Daddy is either a psychological terrorist and a rapist - or a hero? It's all left up for interpretation. [SOURCE]

1,610,872 03.08.18 Daughter-Enthusiast Incest
Happy XMAS From eFukt

Happy XMAS From eFukt

Bad judgement and holiday cheer combine forces like John McAffe and discounted hookers. Speaking of the scatmaster himself, he already gave us a gift nobody can top. BUY VERGE. When it's 2018, and you're knee deep in Cambodian cornhole island, remember who got you there.
[Santa Baby] [SONG]

1,371,538 12.23.17 EF LULZ
Bad Boyfriends 2

Bad Boyfriends 2

Much like the original Evil Dead trilogy, this goes from semi-romantic to LOL IT'S TIME TO STOP pretty damn quick. A taint-punching compilation that can only be truly appreciated by vaping-enthusiasts and those that refuse to listen to Limp Bizkit unless it's on vinyl. Part 1 HERE

2,425,422 11.08.17 EF WTF
Tina's Bad Day

Tina's Bad Day

[MORE HERE]

1,731,099 10.20.17 EF Porn Bloopers
World's 1st Cum Hating Pornstar

World's 1st Cum Hating Pornstar

Aim for dry ground and let 'er rip. That's been the formula for centuries... until Krystal "i have standards" Steal showed up. You see, she has more apathy for body fluids than Paula Deen has for low fat potato chippies. Ever wonder what it would be like if KFC had an all-you-can-eat buffet? That's the kind of 'sounds fun but always ends bad' disappointment I'm talking about here.

1,098,688 09.24.17 TG LULZ
Japanese Porn Is FUCKING CRAZY

Japanese Porn Is FUCKING CRAZY

You know you're in the golden age of porn when someone consults Michael Bay for their scene. Too bad the novelty of implied homicide wears off pretty quick when you have to multitask cumshots with Die Hard 1. More yippee ki-yay mother fuckin eggroll hijinx [HERE] [SONG]

1,883,465 08.05.17 Anonymous Asians
THE WORST BOOB JOB IN PORNO HISTORY

THE WORST BOOB JOB IN PORNO HISTORY

It's too bad they don't do returns or exchanges, because these tits look like fuckin' grocery bags with cabbages in them. UGh...would totes still smash, but holy shit them titties fucked up yo! [SONG]

1,753,098 07.30.16 Dash Boobs
1 Guy 1 Mousetrap

1 Guy 1 Mousetrap

A jackass inspired stunt gone sexual ends very badly for the LoL platinum player responsible for conceiving such an act of genius. Luckily our hero isn't concerned with things like dignity, human contact or a fully functioning penis.

1,322,372 02.01.16 Anonymous Extreme
The Yusaf Mack Video

The Yusaf Mack Video

Badass thug boxer guy mysteriously shows up in a gay porn video and everything just goes crazy. Yusaf claims he went to fuck bitches but he got the cosby martini instead. LOL. More of Yusaf Getting pounded here.

1,560,509 11.16.15 Anonymous Penis
The Absurdity of Japanese Pornography 5

The Absurdity of Japanese Pornography 5

I know it looks bad, but thanks to the efforts of Japan's prestigious scientists at Unit 731, we know that it takes at least 3 minutes of asphyxia to cause permanent brain damage. So she should be totes fine. MOAR. DIY.

1,679,674 09.16.15 Duran Asians
Psycho Pornstar Gets Donkey Punched

Psycho Pornstar Gets Donkey Punched

A disgruntled pornstar is having a bad day, and everything that comes out of this thot's mouth is either penis related or comedy gold. She non-stop says crazy shit until her co-stars feel forced to shut her up. LOL. Full Scene: HERE.

3,876,430 07.17.15 Randy LULZ
'Original P'

'Original P'

Back in the mid 1900's, she was Italy's "Original Pornstar". Today she's senile, decrepit and probably doesn't even know whats going on but someone let her out the nursing home for one last porno shoot. lol wtf. FULL SCENE.

3,089,163 01.30.15 Jo Bizarre
The Bad Boyfriends Compilation

The Bad Boyfriends Compilation

Today we watch asshole boyfriends utilizing their "volunteers" as physical, emotional and sexual punching bags. Prepare yourselves hopelessly single nice-guys: hilarious butt hurt awaits.

3,472,811 12.09.14 Anonymous Fights
Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar 4

Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar 4

Another round of the best worst acting in porn. [Parts 1, 2, 3 ] Today we learn about friendship, weapon safety and lemon stealing whores. [Full Scenes: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

1,776,546 10.06.14 Duran LULZ
The Trolling of a Discount Hooker

The Trolling of a Discount Hooker

From the clearance section of BackPage.com comes an escort sporting bed bugs, a wonky titty, and a heart of gold. Her entire scene is just one giant cluster fuck disaster of fail and it's beautiful. Full Scene + More HERE.

2,596,601 09.01.14 Kevin LULZ
When Fapping Goes Wrong

When Fapping Goes Wrong

Although this scene of Gianna Micheals finger banging herself had to be cut short after only 4 mins, Gianna proves once again how badass she is and just finishes the scene best she can. Full Scene.

2,738,109 07.01.14 Anonymous LULZ
Prostitute Daughter with Vaginalitis

Prostitute Daughter with Vaginalitis

This little gem won several local awards in Yugoslavia for most realistic plot, best dialogue, and even most influential male and female role model. MORE HERE.

1,570,154 05.01.14 Duran LULZ
Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar 3

Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar 3

The amazing thing? Multiple people thought these were good ideas and put a whole lot of effort into them. I.E. the guy who had to cut a dick hole in a giant wheaties box or the man controlling the giant octopus dildo tentacles. Scenes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

1,701,948 04.16.14 Various LULZ
I don't remember this in Robocop

I don't remember this in Robocop

Turns out the 1987 original was supposed to be even more violent. With the new remake getting a PG-13 rating, with it comes the almost certainty to destroy the ultra-violent badass awesomeness of robocop and change him into a safe for kids metal pussy. STORY.

1,316,561 02.07.14 DB Parody
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