I was considering being a stripper once but after realizing my clientele would consist of 300 pound senior citizens, I sought employment elsewhere.
Probally cause his penis is only 2 inches. His red booty shorts suit his homosexuality perfectly.
There's this faggoty fetish for girls pissing in public. This geezer takes offense to the concept. Would've been funnier if she was shitting. Much funnier.
Hearing this bitch complain is quite the erection killer.
She didn't use a pussy pump. This is a real vagina infection. Take a close look people. I'm going to pop it with a needle.
It could be worse, she could've lost both arms. Wait a minute, no arms = total submission. Someone find me a double amputee plz.
Pee Wee needs to bring a flashlight next time so that he can better navigate the path to her vagina.
I don't know whats more pathetic, the computer nerds that made this or the douche bags that jackoff to it.
Ugly amateur slut has her pussy eaten out for the first time & has some insane orgasms. I wonder how she acts when she has her salad tossed?
Hey lady - next time you're gonna let a bunch of honry drunk men grope your stank pussy, try to make sure your family isn't around!
This guy isn't too happy after he finds out he's been videotaped fucking a hooker!
This is fucking hilarious! His cock smells and tastes so bad that it causes this pregnant slut to puke! I'm sure her twat tastes no better!
More like 15 second man. I miss the days of being able to blow my load that quick. After years of looking at sick porn, I'm lucky to even get it up.
And her husband definitely loves giving it to her. Unfortunately the dialogue is a total boner killer.
This crazy Japanese couple has some sucky fucky in front of a hungry lion. An instant eFukt classic!
It's cumshot time but one of the guys misses her face and hits some other guy's hand instead!
I love how nobody even notices them having sex. Fucking on sidewalks must be common in Japan.
The bangbus crew picked up a real skank this time. Her twat was so stinky 1 of the guys pukes!
Sounds like he's fuckin a jar of mayonnaise.
Not even a cluster of genital warts can keep this pussy hungry dyke from eating out her friend!
