Xanex Rookie Humiliates Herself

870,515 views

First impressions are important. Unless of course your name is Kandi Baby and have access to more pharmaceuticals than Liver King. Whoever thought it was a good idea to release this pornographic lobotomy probably saw The Marvels on opening day too.

Related Videos

The Future of Fucking

One country's quest for sexual satisfaction reaches it's peak, courtesy of a build-a-bear workshop for egg-drop rice boxes. It's hard to turn a blind eye to this actually being possible in 2020, but make sure this technology never makes it's way to Florida and you got yourself an investor.

1,437,463 views 10/23/20 Asians

CAUGHT CHEATING AGAIN

10,285 views 04/28/24

The Only Olympics I'm Watching in 2024

I wasn't intending on the ambiguous crossover of Tokyo and The Kentucky Derby to make my boner list... yet here we are.

1,014,954 views 02/23/23 Asians

Japan's Final Boss

1945: We drop the bomb 1946 - 2016: ............. 2017: THIS

2,210,165 views 12/12/17 JAVHD Asians

South America's Most Alpha Male

99.99% of men will never experience this man's life. He's got the negotiating skills of Elon Musk, the aura of a baconator and they've got no other options. It's a sexual combination you never knew you wanted until today.

1,594,760 views 03/24/22 Cheeseburgerjesus Camwhores

Incel Uprising at the Maid Cafe

Don't let the Twitch staff wardrobe and lack of muscle fiber fool you: This army of limp-wristed, mouth-breathing fun-seekers have reached their breaking point and shit just hit the fan water-cooled RTX 3080. Consider this a warning to all women that can fit in a rowboat.

1,665,189 views 01/25/21 JAVHD Asians

Chicken Nugget Warzone

Honestly can't say we've been exposed to this level of repulsive bullshit since the early days of the McRib sandwich. It's not the first time I've eaten bargain bin beef in a McDonald's parking lot, and it certainly won't be the last. I should probably call her.

1,177,390 views 04/21/22 Pervcity Nasty

A Matter of Life and Death

If you're into the kind of overseas erotica that reminds you of force feeding yourself 9 seasons of Scrubs in hopes of seeing Elliot's death spiral into backdoor Max Hardcore porn... then this is probably for you. どういたしまして Dōitashimashite

848,006 views 12/08/22 Asians

Almost Perfect

She has the face/titties of an angel. Clearly knows her way around a ROSS dress-4-less too. Seldom do I say it but this girl is a cunt hair away from being worthy of a Black Angus prix fixe dinner on my dime. Unfortunately though, she has a clitoris like Adrian Brody has a nose.

7,706,152 views 04/01/13 Gallery

PROOF: The Gender Pay Gap is Bullshit

Not only do women work fewer hours than men, they choose different careers. Women are more interested in people, while men are more interested in things. They also take more browns to the Super Bowl than the NFL ever has in 98 years. - Jordan Peterson

3,069,677 views 09/13/18 Anal

How to Seduce a Black Woman

Step 1: Have the genetics of a Ugandan warrior Step 2: The good mustard Step 3: Repeat

1,705,501 views 01/11/19 Strippers

Ultra Alpha

Would Denmark Mafia be so kind as to turn the soundbyte at 0:24 into their next banger? That's the kind of collaboration that can fuel my beat-off sessions all the way into spring. More Woodman HERE and HERE.

3,467,986 views 11/19/18 Woodman Casting X Orgasms
Type ? for random video