Bad Times at Ling's Massage Parlor

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See that rush of fear around the 3:00 mark? That's the kind of reaction second only to a man that has miscalculated his maximum capacity for P.F. Changs Orange Chicken in a public venue. And I think that's something we can all relate to. L, OH, fuckin L

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Painful Moments in Anal Sex

It's that time again. The blurring of that line between majoring at a community college and female independence as illustrated by a sex act that's lead to more adult diapers than In n' Out's Animal Style. Never before has adult entertainment made me proud of the reward points I earned shopping exclusively at Walgreens.

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The Worst of OnlyFanz IV

At this point I'm just respecting the hustle of being able to sell sex without ever being penetrated in front of a camera. Truly a spectacle in it's own right that leaves you trapped between vigorous masturbation or making a donation to the Shia LaBeouf Community College for the Gifted. [PART I] [PART II] [PART III]

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Calling an Audible

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The Skank Tank

Psychotically perverted Japanese porno directors have constructed a gigantic fish tank made for sexually tormenting cute teenagers.

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Japan's Final Boss

1945: We drop the bomb 1946 - 2016: ............. 2017: THIS

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The Most Powerful Ass in Brazil

After years of being bullied about her great big ass, Guadalupe finally snapped, embraced it and now uses it as a weapon. Srsly tho, this South American girl's ass has gotta set some sort of world record. BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM

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THE BEST OF UNWANTED FACIALS

101 clips of potential children splashing into the faces of bitches that ain't down with it.

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CAMTASTROPHES #2

You don't have to be a tier-3 to experience this kind of homemade hysteria. Just zero in on the girls that are sexually attracted to Amibos and the yoinked "donations" will flow in faster than you can complain about them on Twitter. [Part I]

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Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar 2

Someone somewhere thought it would be really great to make a 70 minute porn film set in the Victorian era about a guy with a dick for a nose. Today we honor men like that and the amazing master-pieces of shit they produce.

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SHUT UP AND FUCK MY FRIEND!

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Curing Sexual Harassment

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Japanese Porn Prodigy

He may be smaller than a pineapple, but this little guy is huge in Japan right now. His name Koheynishi, he's 23 and he shoots, directs and even stars in his own line of JAV titles.

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