WARNING: Contents Under Pressure

WARNING: Contents Under Pressure

Undoubtedly the most erotic thing I've seen since responding to an OKCupid message from a girl named The Violator. Results were similar if you replace 'cumshot' with 'Hellmans Tartar Sauce'. And 'private affair' with 'Burger King during rush hour'. [ FULL SCENE ]

2,074,489 11.22.17 ghawd Orgasms
CUM HATERZ ANONYMOUS

CUM HATERZ ANONYMOUS

All these stupid bitches act like the money shot was some sort of awful surprise. Luckily, their retching and disgust only entertain my penor. LOL [Part one] SAURCES: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. [SONG]

2,726,144 08.19.15 Anonymous LULZ
Hilarious Oral Sex Fail

Hilarious Oral Sex Fail

College level alcoholism and risk seeking behavior has led them to a ratchet motel, wasted off vodka red bulls and making a quick $100 each. Shouldn't be any surprise that these girls never did porn again. FULL SCENE.

2,694,008 01.23.15 TG Porn Bloopers
18 Year Old Manlet VS Pornstar

18 Year Old Manlet VS Pornstar

An awkward 120 LB man-child thinks he has what it takes to make his porn debut with a pornstar that can't math. But even with the deer in headlights look in his eyes, he somehow pulls off the incredible. FULL SCENE HERE.

9,490,317 01.02.15 BBros Virgins
Mom Watches Daughters Blowjob Audition

Mom Watches Daughters Blowjob Audition

This is pretty fucked up... and awesome! Mom is so supportive of her pornstar daughter, I'm surprised she didn't bring everyone snacks. Full Scene HERE.

5,022,233 11.29.14 Duran Bizarre
Her First Squirt

Her First Squirt

A heart warming moment when a pretty cam slut, who happens to sound like MadTV's Stuart, drops jaw and flips her shit when she unexpectedly squirts for the first time in her life. PROFILE HERE.

2,617,330 07.30.14 TG Camwhores
Intentionally Caught Jacking Off 2

Intentionally Caught Jacking Off 2

On October 15th 2008, Efukt posted THIS. It's been five years and the guerrilla masturbator never stopped. Chances are he's in a Motel 6 right now, ninja fapping in the dark, hoping to surprise the cute maid of his dreams.

3,126,704 10.14.13 Anonymous Exhibition
No Lube FTW

No Lube FTW

Crack addicts, painal, premature ejaculation... this video is more well rounded than the Denny's Grand Slam that I didn't pay for this morning. Unfortunately there's no kicker, but what it lacks in surprise endings... it makes up for in orgasmic zombie moans.

4,364,996 03.28.12 TG Painal
Smegma Makes Her Gag

Smegma Makes Her Gag

Tojo trades his neighbor a weeks worth of cup-o-noodles in exchange for a sensuous dicksuck. Here's the kicker: Tojo has the hygiene of Forest Whitaker's asshole. Dude simply does not shower. The end result is enough dick cheese to feed half of Mumbai. More HERE.

3,355,912 05.19.11 Spamsam Asians
WOW - Redefining Premature Ejaculation

WOW - Redefining Premature Ejaculation

This is epic. Literally just three pecks on the lips and this dude's load is already more spent than a black man's paycheck. He's the fuckin Prefontaine of premature ejaculation. More Japanese madness HERE. .

3,856,189 12.20.10 SpamSam Premature
Comfort Fail

Comfort Fail

Sativa Rose has a breakdown and walks off set after finding herself overwhelmed by the half dozen cocks she was assigned to fuck. Fortunately the cameraman was kind enough to lend some emotional support... in the form of some surprise butt sex! SOURCE: bts section of GANGBANG AUDITIONS 22.

3,459,866 08.05.10 admin Porn Bloopers
Anal Art 2

Anal Art 2

In the 1st one I said I was surprised no shit came out. Well, this time shit does come out :P

1,493,174 10.12.07 admin LULZ
Buried & Throat Fucked

Buried & Throat Fucked

Seriously, they could've taken this soooo much further. I'm surprised they didn't shit on her face.

2,858,442 09.07.07 admin Bizarre
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