Drivethru Facial

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Tim Hortons. Some go for the coffee. Others go just to fuck in the parking lot. This couple prefers to do both.. and in opposite order. First the wifey is doused in jizz. Then they hit up the drive thru for burgers and show n' tell - with her face still covered cum of course.

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Sit Your Whore Ass Down!

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Mindfucking the Delivery Man

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NOTHING is Impossible

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Here it is. The Citizen Kane of ewww your semen tastes like Gene Wilder's deceased asshole. Actually, I'm not entirely sure whether or not Gene is deceased, but I trust that the implied mental image is effective all the same.

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Not old enough to leave Food Lion with a 6-pack of Bud Light, but she's already carrying a body count that would make a frat house blush? You'd think by the semi-centennial cock that went 1v1 with DM-TrainTrackFace she would've learned to fertilize the backyard. But... nope.

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Drivethru Facial

Tim Hortons. Some go for the coffee. Others go just to fuck in the parking lot. This couple prefers to do both.. and in opposite order. First the wifey is doused in jizz. Then they hit up the drive thru for burgers and show n' tell - with her face still covered cum of course.

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Increase Orgasms While Committing Murder [5 Easy Tips]

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Sit Your Whore Ass Down!

Mindfucking the Delivery Man

TITZILLA: QUEEN OF CAMWHORES

NOTHING is Impossible

The Art Of Hating Cum

20-year-old "Sex Pro" Can't Anal

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