From HOT To CREEPY In 5 Seconds

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I once heard a male performer mutter "my grandma gives better head than you, suck me better or i'll pour drano down your cunt". That used to rank pretty high on my personal list of random-as-fuck-porno-dialogue. Then I saw this.

Uploaded 11/14/11 LULZ

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