World's 1st Cum Hating Pornstar

1,233,966 views

Uploaded Sep 24, 2017

Prev Next

Aim for dry ground and let 'er rip. That's been the formula for centuries... until Krystal "i have standards" Steal showed up. You see, she has more apathy for body fluids than Paula Deen has for low fat potato chippies. Ever wonder what it would be like if KFC had an all-you-can-eat buffet? That's the kind of 'sounds fun but always ends bad' disappointment I'm talking about here.

LULZ

krystal steal, cum dodging, pornstar, fail

Krystal Steal

THIS IS STILL A THING?

A pleasant reminder that the more things change, the more they stay the same. I refuse to find meaning for this behavior in 2019. But luckily, one man already did.

46,900 08.21.19 PornHub Amateur

BF won't take "no" for an Answer

How do you say "Harvey Weinstein" in Russian?

135,186 08.17.19 Painaltube Anal

How/Why semi-concious females go on the hunt for ding dongs that can literally rearrange their organs is beyond my knowledge. Clearly Naudi Nala's parents didn't raise no bitch. Now, somebody call Tom Savini and lets finish this horror film right.

70,559 08.05.19 Crazyshit Big Dicks

Can't make his GF cum, so he lets a stranger do it

LOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOL

199,639 07.26.19 ML Cuckold

Literally WIFE Material

Her name is "Alisonfire" but I prefer the moniker "reason I have to buy 2-ply toilet paper in bulk". Fun Fact #1: She's famous for making the world wait half a decade for wiener-on-vag action. Fun Fact #2: 173,000 of her Pornhub views are from me.

47,984 07.25.19 Inhumanity Amateur