The Socially Awkward Teenager

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Uploaded Aug 13, 2013

source: Rocco Siffredi

When it's a girl's first time doing hardcore porn and she's too nervous on camera to put two syllables together, you get what I imagine to be the closest experience to fucking a corpse you can have without taking a trip to the morgue. Luckily the awkwardness only makes me harder. FULL VIDEO HERE.

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