This white trash tart has a speech impediment that's left her sounding like Stan's cunt of a sister from South Park. But that's okay. The bulk of her dialogue has been limited to "ouch" and "that hurtz muddafucka". I wouldn't have it any other way. Download the full video HERE.
In all the English language, there is no word to describe taking pleasure at someone's misfortunes. No opposite of envy. The German's call it "schadenfreude" and they were nazi's once. Full Scenes 1, 2, 3, 4 and SONG.
Many, many years ago, in the days of old known as 1997, an instructional VHS was forged. Watch and learn how to master the art of one handed typing with post-aspergers Winnie Cooper from the "Wonder Years".
After being skull fucked at mach 3 this feisty little skank starts bitching about head pain. Equally entertaining is her choice of vocabularly, with witty one liners such as "you fuck fuck" and "fucking fuck fuckers". The full, uncensored video is simply too cRaZy for eFukt, so if you want it... you'll have to grab it from the SOURCE. Trust me, it's worth it.
Ashley Blue gets choked out in what is supposedly her first porn shoot ever. Every Muslim across the globe will be shouting Allah Akbar as they stroke their tootsie rolls to this video. Click HERE and you'll understand why. SOURCE: MEATHOLES.
Ever seen a girl go from :) to :o to >:O in 2 seconds flat? Lemme tell ya... it's all fun and games until you make contact with the fallopian tubes at 27 MPH.
Pregnant sisters, overly-hung midgets and a race to outdo dad's cum stains. I don't know if I'm jerking off to porn, or a Charlie Sheen family reunion.
What can I say? She's a slut with time to kill and he... well, he has a membership card to the local clinic. How could this not end with a fistful of Alabama Hotpocket?
