Look how happy Miguel is to finally have some consentual sex in his life. Mother fucker even rolls down the window for the neighbors and he proudly posted this video. Although, it appears things went better in his mind than they did in reality.
Premature ejaculation is funny. People trying to combat premature ejaculation is funnier. Notable examples: A.) pipe squeezer and B.) focusing on dog shit. Today we introduce a new, equally fucking retarded method for countering early evac. It's called sniffin your costars asshole. And unless the bitch just shit out 4 baconators, it wont work.
2,905,380 | 5.16.11 | Anonymous | Premature
A parasite most commonly found in dog shit has taken up residence in the cornhole of this Salvadoran hooker. Not much of a step up but what's amazing is how this dumb bitch shits it out in the middle of her pay-per-view camshow without even realizing it. NOE ES BUENO.
2,423,322 | 6.17.10 | Andre | LULZ
She rather suck off a fuckin golden retriever than take it up the butt. No joke. They even have an in depth conversation about dog cock just prior to the cumshot finale. Nothing like a little steamy dialogue to keep your noodle hard, right? More fucked up'ness available @ MEATHOLES.
3,118,384 | 9.23.09 | Anonymous | Painal