Fangirl shits pinecones after overhearing pornstar Brian Pumper refer to her as a 'bitch'. Blows are exchanged & shit gets ugly, but the real damage done is all psychological, with brutal insults like "u think i wud tweet about u? I FUCK MOOLIONAIRES NIGGUH". Sauce: DJROBEROB.
Date: 5.16.12 | Views: 110,920 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ
14 Incher Causes Gianna To Quit
I've never seen Gianna cave before, no matter how big the cock. It's as if her vaginal canal is made of Teflon, with more square footage than James Van Deer Beek's forehead. But after watching this, I'm not so sure. Sources for intro 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Full tap-out scene HERE. Song HERE.
Date: 4.10.12 | Views: 2,038,572 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ
Here it is. The Citizen Kane of ewww your semen tastes like Gene Wilder's deceased asshole. Actually, I'm not entirely sure whether or not Gene is deceased, but I trust that the implied mental image is effective all the same. SOURCES: #1, #2, #3, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12
Date: 4.8.12 | Views: 1,451,167 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ
Erectile Dysfunction... LIKE A BOSS
There's really nothing more emasculating than getting taunted over your sexual inadequacies, save for maybe your mom walking in on you as you spank it to Robin Williams in Jumanji. The point is... Jumanji is a great movie and unfairly disregarded.
Date: 4.2.12 | Views: 1,179,157 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ
Mexican Teen Cant Even Take 1 Inch
I like this girl. She's soft spoken and emotionally reserved. To win her over I'd really have to pull out all the stops - Netflix Desperado, bathe in Suavitel fabric softner, and come to terms with being called silly shit like 'Papi'. The things I'd do for love. Full video HERE and only there.
Date: 3.25.12 | Views: 1,550,915 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ
Cocaine Doesnt Make You Good At Sex
Not since the 2005 release of 1 Night In Chyna have I seen a woman with such a fucked up misunderstanding of eroticism. She grunts like pirate with stage 4 throat cancer, pisses all over the place, and has a finishing act that'll make your head hurt. Full video HERE.
Date: 3.19.12 | Views: 1,632,448 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ
She's junior college educated, has a rack to premature ejaculate for, and isn't afraid to slob on the knob after her partner takes a trip to cornhole city. Superintendent Jackoff & Co can hate all they want, this angel is a keeper. Read HERE. See her nastiest videos HERE, HERE, and HERE.
Date: 3.9.12 | Views: 1,655,484 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ
Dont let the bandana fool you. This cholo's 'tough guy' persona is about as real as his pleather jacket. Such is illustrated after Gianna does the unforgivable - an unconsensual snowball attack - which he takes like a total bitch. This is funny as fuck. DOWNLOAD THE FULL VIDEO HERE.
Date: 2.29.12 | Views: 1,641,996 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ
Lonely Arab REALLY Wants Free Head
Working the graveyard shift usually sucks Golden Retriever dick, but it's not entirely absent of perks. During my tenure at the 24 hour Rite Aid, I enjoyed a 10% increase in pay and unadulterated access to the ice cream station. But as for complimentary blowjobs from tresspassing prostitutes... that one's all up to this smooth talking Apu.
Date: 2.19.12 | Views: 986,495 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ
Hillbilly Wants To Kill Cameraman
There's only one thing more futile that trying to bust a nut while watching reruns of Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - and that's attempting to win an argument against a porn director whilst esophagus-deep in cock. Two boners up for the effort. Download the full video HERE.
Date: 1.31.12 | Views: 1,295,198 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ
Bad Times At The Bachelorette Party
This girl has an emotional breakdown immediately following a facial. I initially assumed the obvious - dude must love his jumbo asparagus. But upon a 2nd viewing, I spotted a wedding band on the left hand. This is the part where I'm supposed to call her a whore. Personally, I'd rather just comfort her and smell her butt. I'm romantic like that. Full vid HERE.
Date: 1.26.12 | Views: 2,308,517 | Submitted By Dylan | Category: LULZ
Check her twat at the 1.55 mark. After no more than 15 seconds of diddling her clit, shit becomes the Niagra Falls of vaginal discharge. Camera dude says it's cum. I have 5 bucks and case of diet Mr. Pibb that says it's forgotten creampie from yesteryear. Full video HERE + HERE
Date: 1.14.12 | Views: 2,026,211 | Submitted By Kent | Category: LULZ
The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars II
The Romeo of talking shit is finally back, verbally defecating on the egos of every tramp that crosses his path. If you missed the first one, catch it HERE. Download the full versions of all clips HERE and HERE.
Date: 12.21.11 | Views: 1,621,345 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ
She's half Korean, half Mexican. That means she's pro at math and will have around 17 kids by this time next year. Not really. This girl actually just likes to smoke weed and take pictures of her massive ass - both of which are combined today in ways you cant even fathom. OOOOH YEAH.
Date: 11.24.11 | Views: 1,681,033 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ
Sativa Rose nearly shits bricks Quepapas after realizing she's been duped into doing a quasi-bukkake. Havent seen a Mexican get this fiesty since the time i got caught sniffing second-hand chones at the local swapmeet, wearing nothing but jesus sandals. Full video HERE.
Date: 11.16.11 | Views: 1,327,080 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ
From HOT To CREEPY In 5 Seconds
I once heard a male performer mutter "my grandma gives better head than you, suck me better or i'll pour drano down your cunt". That used to rank pretty high on my personal list of random-as-fuck-porno-dialogue. Then I saw this. Download the full video HERE.
Date: 11.14.11 | Views: 2,015,718 | Submitted By Visceral Venom | Category: LULZ
Brazillian Fucks 600 Men For Nothing!
She took in 596 cocks, ended up with a vagina blacker than Bill Cosby's stinkhole and lost a $50,000 grand prize to some Ukranian POLISH skag. But on a more positive note, she actually looks surprisingly hot when she cries her eyes out. Download the full video HERE.
Date: 11.11.11 | Views: 2,370,560 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ
Ok, maybe not the dumbest. That title has long been secured by the Korean twat from Facial Abuse that had serious difficulty understanding that incestial desires arent kosher. But there'll always be 2nd place for the special little whore that went on cable TV to brag about spreading Chlamydia, smoking crack & sodomizing costars with uncooked meats.
Date: 10.21.11 | Views: 1,727,837 | Submitted By tg | Category: LULZ
I believe her first mistake was LOL'ing while getting passionately bulldozed by a 17 inch yogurt slinger. That kinda laughter tends to translate to one thing only - "your ion cannon does not phase me, please bash my ovaries harder". Invitation clearly accepted. Full video HERE.
Date: 10.7.11 | Views: 2,030,047 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ