There's a very thin line between making love and balls-deep cornholio slaughterage. Where that line lies, I do no know, but I can sure as fuck tell you this greasy Estonian faggot sure as fuck crossed it.
Perhaps my logic is flawed, but you'd think a girl with a b-hole no bigger than a marble would be against back door admittance. But as you can see she's either a witch, or her rectal cavity is in fact David Copperfield.
Skip to the 1.10 mark. Even when she's piss drunk, blondie still has her concerns about possible stank seeping out of Twat Town. Cant fault her for being a considerate lover. If half the women I've ate out cared this much about hygiene, I'd still have taste buds.
It's hard being a single mom, after the drug addicted father of her retarded son took off, she just doesn't have any time to herself. So when it comes to mommy getting her dick, she does it while keeping an eye on her little bundle of special.
He finally decided it was time to let his wife try fucking a black dude... just once. He even films it so they can look back on this special moment. Good call because half way through he starts getting wet feet about the whole 'stranger fucking my wife' thing. SONG.
Some see this director as romantic and passionate, others see his films as pure degrading and exploitative smut. IDK personally, but watching him shoot a screaming jizz wad into her esophagus is pretty neat. More: HERE.
Is it possible to put a man's balls inside of a butt? Why would a human being do such a thing? Is this some strange evolutionary step in coitus? Today we ask the hard hitting questions...for science. [Full Scene: HERE]
Noob's first and final attempt at porn stardom lands him in a gang bang shoot. He doesn't care, he thinks he's ready for anything... but nothing can prepare you to be a premature ejaculator's innocent bystander. PEW PEW [MOAR]
This girl just reeks of fakeness and inner conflict, but our hero the camera man gets to the bottom of it all. Her enthusiastic love of rough porn goes out the window pretty fucking quick. Full Scene HERE. SONG.
Behind the scenes of a classy title like "Lesbian Bukkake #8" isn't anything like you could imagine. Ever wonder what it's like behind the scenes? Probably not, but sometimes these thots fail in epic fashion and it's hilarious. [song]
All these stupid bitches act like the money shot was some sort of awful surprise. Luckily, their retching and disgust only entertain my penor. LOL [Part one] SAURCES: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. [SONG]
A disgruntled pornstar is having a bad day, and everything that comes out of this thot's mouth is either penis related or comedy gold. She non-stop says crazy shit until her co-stars feel forced to shut her up. LOL. Full Scene: HERE.
The grand wizard of slut shaming is back and these dumb thots still haven't learned! Every week a new trainwreck makes the pilgrimage to whore mecca chasing quick money and pornstar dreams, only to leave with their whorifices and self-esteem totally destroyed. [Full Scenes] [Parts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]
Bob is the type of dude that wears gas station sunglasses indoors and shouts "WOOOO" when excited. Bob has also finally gathered the $315 necessary to fulfill a life long fantasy of his, AKA "The Most Fail Interracial Porn In History".
In Russia, a fake farm equipped with disco lights and some thot lip syncing catchy dance music while fucking for 20 minutes is quality porn. I'm not totally convinced, but the song does have a 'pavlov's dog' effect on my boner now. Moar HERE.