Meet Sabrina-Lynn: FetLife member, and dairy enthusiast. She's not the type to shy away from 1-night-stands or secondhand tampons... but today that carefree attitude is about to get Bill fuckin Cosby'd, yo.
In Russia, a fake farm equipped with disco lights and some thot lip syncing catchy dance music while fucking for 20 minutes is quality porn. I'm not totally convinced, but the song does have a 'pavlov's dog' effect on my boner now. Moar HERE.
This is like the pornographic equivalent of kicking a cute little lost puppy. Only the puppy is totally fuckable and I get a weird boner watching its face, self esteem and even its tonsils get totally fucking rekt. FULL SCENE + MOAR.
Introducing one of the most ridiculous porn scenes I have ever seen. A man gains the power to make anyone into a magical submissive sex slave and he uses it on his mother and sister...WTF. More retarded incest shit HERE, Extended Cut HERE.
She started with some nude modeling, went straight into 10+ guy glory hole sessions and then promptly disa-fuckin-peared. What ever happened to our beloved Claire? Original video HERE and more Claire HERE and HERE.
If you haven't yet, check out [Parts - 1, 2, 3 ] and then come back. We're going to meet a girl who has never blowjob'd before, plus a man who has a breakdown. While fucking a cake. So go get your little sister 'cause it's gonna be a really swag time. Sauce: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
If you look closely you can see the very moment they realize that getting slapped around, tortured, humiliated and/or face fucked just isn't as much fun as it sounded when they signed up... LOL [SOURCE: 1, 2, 3, 4]
This is a pretty amazing scene right up until the point when it becomes one of the best cum shot fails of all time. Imagine the glorious feeling of having your penis sucked -- now imagine that feeling being destroyed right when it counts. Full Scene HERE + SONG.
I am not sorry if this offends you or your imaginary friends. Just as I am not sorry for the suspension of the efukt twitter for posting Jennifer Laurence's nudes (new account here)... lol. SONG + MORE.
From the clearance section of BackPage.com comes an escort sporting bed bugs, a wonky titty, and a heart of gold. Her entire scene is just one giant cluster fuck disaster of fail and it's beautiful. Full Scene + More HERE.
A scene gets a little too intense for Lexi when her costar bitch slaps the valtrex out of her face. After which her costar turned assailant keeps asking her "are you ok?". Full Scene HERE and more Lexi HERE.
Many, many years ago, in the days of old known as 1997, an instructional VHS was forged. Watch and learn how to master the art of one handed typing with post-aspergers Winnie Cooper from the "Wonder Years".
She has more issues than time magazine and she's going to tell us all about them while getting getting face fucked and slapped around by the upstanding gentlemen of Facial Abuse. Full Scene HERE and SONG.
Another edition featuring triflin' ass hoes, hood rats of all kinds and a singing crack head with erectile problems. They call him Uncle Jim and he can do any unskilled miscellaneous task for the low-low.
There was a Russian potter, that had a Russian daughter, that one day fucked Rocco and told him about her father. The Russian man, who was a Rocco Fan, was never more proud of his daughter. Full Scene HERE.