I FUCKING HATE CUM!

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Uploaded Oct 2, 2013

Marvel in the majestic awe of unwanted facials, oral insemination's from men lacking fruit in their diet and other tales of shifty cum dodgers. These girls hate jizz like I hate the season finale of Dexter. [Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 ]

Socially Awkward Nerd REALLY Wants Pussy

Socially Awkward Nerd REALLY Wants Pussy

Being a lvl 47 Pokemon trainer takes hard work, but it's not devoid of perks. During my .3 hours of experimentation I enjoyed cardiovascular exercise and unadulterated access to nerd girl upskirts. But as for complimentary intercourse... that one's all up to this slick-talking weeaboo.

246,942 08.24.16 DP Amateur
1st Oral-gasm: FEELZ GOOD MAN

1st Oral-gasm: FEELZ GOOD MAN

She may not talk much, but those facial expressions certainly have a story to tell. Specifically "well this is new", "keep going" and the clear winner: "my brother's Playstation 4 controller on vibrate never felt like that!".

281,941 08.20.16 Anonymous Teen
The Perfect Girlfriend

The Perfect Girlfriend

She loves getting fucked in the ass + she's totally gorgeous with a banging body, but most importantly... She LOVES getting fucked in the ass. The guy just sits back with an erection of amazement and she just butt fucks herself with his cock. It's beautiful.

252,693 08.12.16 DP Anal
Slap Happy

Slap Happy

It's all fun and games until you tell an alpha male he's not throwing enough haymakers. The pain doesn't exactly hit her like an uppercut to the fallopian tubes, but nothing is going to make this poster girl for feminism back down. Some call it attention whoring. I prefer the term 'tenacity'.

214,188 08.10.16 Anonymous
First Time, Last Time

First Time, Last Time

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408,452 08.01.16 DP Fail