Shy, Scared & Fucking Beautiful

Hot chicks + social anxiety. It's a phenomenal combination, second only to Mr. Pibb w/ Koala Yummies. Add a degree of sexual inexperience into the mix and you got yourself GF material, provided that they don't first end up in porn like this tard.

Uploaded 10/04/12 LULZ

awkward, cute, funny, noob, wtf

Amy Reid, James Deen
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