Girl Drops Deuce, Forgets To Wipe

3,744,475 views

Her ability to wipe her ass is on par with Tom Sizemore's ability to not beat women. Fortunately at least 1 person in this vid has some considerable talent, and that's the dude that miraculously didn't peel over & die after getting a whiff of her shit-box!

Uploaded 06/19/12 LULZ

Sexual Socialism

What's mine is yours. And what's yours makes her think walking away from that 4-year degree in Anthropological Gender Studies of Amazonian Tree Frogs to do this instead was a bad idea.

1,949,806 views 08/05/19 LULZ

It's funny, after a while you realize they are just like normal people. Only totally insane. Prolly from fapping over and over everyday, hours on end for sophisticated gentlemen like "BigDickRick", "TruckerSteve", and "NarutoFan76".

3,186,617 views 01/08/14 Camwhores Camwhores

Cum Haters 2019

Girls that agree to do porn + Refusing to take an ivory shower without a temper tantrum. An interesting combination, backseated only by Burger King's Quad Stacker + Charmin Ultra Soft. Sprinkle in a pinch of sexual anxiety and you got endless fap material my friends.

2,930,728 views 02/11/19 Backroom Casting Couch Cum Haters

3 MARRIED MEN VS. ESCORT

64,702 views 11/21/24

Desperate Times, Desperate Measures

"We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give." - Winston Churchill

808,098 views 01/27/22 LULZ

Luckiest Guy at the Strip Club

In the bowels of Brazil a.k.a. the other other Mexico, a local stripper gives a drunk and weary traveler an experience he'll never forget... if he can remember. He goes home with a dildo souvenir so he'll definitely know something went down that night. #YOLO

3,330,363 views 05/08/14 Public

Stacked and Socially Awkward 18-year-old

Admittedly the carb walrus she's costarring with may have her beat in the embarrassment department, but she's not far behind in this race. If anything at all for offsetting what may be the greatest set of natural tits ever documented by having the face of Jaden Smith. It can not be unseen.

2,336,804 views 04/20/23 HeavyOnHotties Awkward Moments In Porn

Anal Rookie Can't Keep Up With Her Friend

"I'm very sad that anal isn't as enjoyable as I want it to be."

1,321,340 views 05/27/24 Backroom Casting Couch Anal

20-year-old "Sex Pro" Can't Anal

Not old enough to leave Food Lion with a 6-pack of Bud Light, but she's already carrying a body count that would make a frat house blush? You'd think by the semi-centennial cock that went 1v1 with DM-TrainTrackFace she would've learned to fertilize the backyard. But... nope.

1,805,997 views 04/14/22 Backroom Casting Couch Anal

Pushed Over the Edge

Zero evidence of her chromosome count, but judging by this performance it's safe to say we're working with a surplus here. Not exactly a stark contrast for this website, but next time I want a female performance to leave me softer than a bowl of cotton candy I'll just turn on Impact Wrestling.

1,459,420 views 06/26/23 Asians

The Caught Compilation 2

Peeping Toms, Darling Nikki's and other miscellaneous perverts getting hilariously interrupted in the middle of trying to bust nuts.

7,147,760 views 06/04/16 Caught Compilations

The Worst Cumshot Of All Time

This dude ejaculates Grey Poupon. Straight up. It's the most bedazzling shit I've seen since that picture of Jesus appearing on a dog's asshole. Be sure to keep a towel handy in case you vomit and/or nut.

3,359,415 views 03/06/12 LULZ