Goober Finally Loses Bukkake Virginity

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Source: American Bukkake

Over 40 bukkake shoots and the closest this dude's come to delivering a facial was the time he soiled himself in a dark corner. But today's a game changer. Via the aid of a compassionate fluffer, this orange-haired bastard finally gets a legitimate taste of manhood.

Uploaded 11/19/11 Mildly Retarded

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