Figging Gone Wrong

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Uploaded Oct 21, 2010

Figging is when you insert a piece of ginger root into your anus. It's for those special type of people that like to relive that feeling you get directly after shitting out bad Thai food. Yep, fun stuff but what happens when it gets stuck up your ass? Today you find out. More of that blonde HERE.

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