Dildo Causes Internal Damage

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Uploaded Jun 26, 2010

After straddling a butt plug as thick as a tree trunk, this chicks rectum starts oozing out blood like Owen Wilson's wrists after making another shitty movie. More death defying pussy insertions HERE!

Pizza Guy Goes For the Clit

Pizza Guy Goes For the Clit

It's all shits and tips until you get a 40-year-old Little Ceaser's employee a colossal erection. He was offered a peek, he went for the soggy box instead. Some label him a sexual predator - I prefer the moniker "pick up artist".

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Girlfriend today, Wife tomorrow

Girlfriend today, Wife tomorrow

Esophogous mericlessly smashed at the hands of someone channeling their inner Nacho Vidal. Likely won't be able to eat solids for a week. No, this isn't my review of Holly Holm/Misha Tate. It's webster's officially definition of a 'mother fuckin KEEPER'.

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Dude Upstages Limp Dick Friend

Dude Upstages Limp Dick Friend

1 man does in 90 seconds what his wingman couldn't dream of with a cock ring and 2 handfuls of cocaine. Ferrari fast and lungs-deep. Check out 2:58. His look says "hurry up shit weasel, Game of Thrones is on in 5 min".

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