Meet Veronica Chaos. She's 20-something, pretty hot, and has a weakness for Ventriloquist dummies hung like Whoopie Goldberg. Today she not only acts out her favorite fairytale, but does so with better acting than the entire cast of Entourage combined. #MARRYME
An insider's look at the social justice warrior's real reasons for protesting, where elephant-dicked men on the poverty line are stripped of their Tommy Hilfigers and bullied into vaginas Donald Trump wouldn't grab. In other words: dis shit is lit.
Esophogous mericlessly smashed at the hands of someone channeling their inner Nacho Vidal. Likely won't be able to eat solids for a week. No, this isn't my review of Holly Holm/Misha Tate. It's webster's officially definition of a 'mother fuckin KEEPER'.
The Dating Playbook by Andrew Ferebee. Buy yourself TWO copies. Cause the current approach of turning your dick into a secret item on the Buffalo Wild Wings menu isn't really panning out, brah. More HERE.
Much like Amy Schumer after mistakenly eating a reduced fat potato chip, you can literally see the fear in this girl's eyes. Emphasis on the 1:10 mark with the introduction of level-10, car battery-to-the-uterus shock therapy.