Shit lady, as much as I loved you in the finale of Army of Darkness, I really think I could've lived without seeing you get fucked cross eyed by Oscar De La Hoya. This shit nearly left my cock inverted. Full video available HERE.
These girls only do anal cause it lands them an extra $200 on their paycheck. That's a lot like getting paid $1,000 to go down on a 400 pound lady & then being offered an extra $100 to toss her wart-infested salad. It's just not worth it. But while were on the subject of bargains, for $2.95 you can download the full 40 minute version of this fucked up video... and trust me, it gets a lot more fucked up. Just click HERE an fap away.
Ever seen a girl go from :) to :o to >:O in 2 seconds flat? Lemme tell ya... it's all fun and games until you make contact with the fallopian tubes at 27 MPH.
Pregnant sisters, overly-hung midgets and a race to outdo dad's cum stains. I don't know if I'm jerking off to porn, or a Charlie Sheen family reunion.
What can I say? She's a slut with time to kill and he... well, he has a membership card to the local clinic. How could this not end with a fistful of Alabama Hotpocket?
