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How To Become A Pornstar

Careful! Rough sex is now the standard in the adult industry. A lengthy career in porn will cost you a prolapsed rectum, torn vagina and a shitload of STD's. I'd stick to becoming a doctor if I was you.

1,913,101 views 06/06/08 Parody

Extraterrestrial Orgy

I decided to post that last bit of the ET sextape. Elliot is probably fapping to this right now, I know I am. See more alien porn HERE and HERE.

972,750 views 06/04/08 Parody

Unwanted Threesome

When this black guy was propositioned to fuck another mans wife, I don't think he knew that the husband himself planned on joining in. Pay close attention to the black dudes expression at the 30 second mark. He don't look too comfortable!

3,295,551 views 05/29/08 LULZ

Not In My Pooper

Initially she makes it pretty clear that she doesn't want anything in her ass. But our hero Johnny Cock Rocket uses the powers of persuasion and before you know it he's making sweet love to her festering cornhole. Not exactly fap worthy but if you're like me you'll fap anyway.

2,371,011 views 05/27/08 Amateur

Kicked While Masturbating

This woman comes up with the genius idea to masturbate under a horse. But the horse isn't cool with that so it kicks her in the back and tells her to GTFO.

3,453,539 views 05/13/08 Fail

Sex With A Cannibal

That's right, this chick flies to Africa and fucks a member of a cannibalistic tribe. Fake? Probably, although those AK-47's look relatively real. The amount of effort the Japanese put into their pornos never fails to amaze me.

3,445,181 views 05/12/08 Asians

How To Eat Pussy

Fuck, I remember downloading this video off of Napster back in 1999. It taught me the pussy eating skills that I have today and is directly responsible for dozens of sexually satisfied BBW's worldwide.

2,513,878 views 05/06/08 Orgasms

Orgasm Morphs Woman Into Beast

That man is lucky to be alive. She damn near bit his head off. I'll bet you anything she's related to this lady.

2,023,240 views 04/22/08 Orgasms

How To Make A Girl Cum

If your penis is insufficient, watch this video and learn how to give a girl an orgasm so big that she'll giiggle like school girl and love you forever. This would be quite a change for me, most girls just spit in my face after sex. They just can't seem to appreciate ass 2 mouth.

6,721,549 views 04/19/08 Orgasms

Overdose Of Sex

This girl completely loses it after being fucked by a few guys. Hmmm... I never thought a 3 inch penis could do this much damage.

2,313,514 views 04/11/08 Asians

Horny Couple Couldnt Wait

Luckily he's a premature ejaculator, otherwise a line would've started to form for who gets to fuck that slut next.

2,712,330 views 03/10/08 Public

Insecure Slut Tries Anal

This housewife expresses concern about shit getting on her husbands cock as they try anal for the 1st time. I wouldn't worry much, ATM solves everything.

2,232,336 views 03/06/08 Amateur

Girl Gives Birth To 14 Inch Dildo

This girl shits a massive dildo out of her pussy with no effort at all. If I keep posting shit like this people are gonna think I have a fetish for loose pussy haha.

1,480,955 views 03/04/08 Insertions

Oh My God

This marks the return of the emotional orgasm slut, my personal favorite. Nothing excites me more than watchin that black sausage destroy her ivory cooter.

3,057,686 views 02/20/08 Orgasms

She Looks Really Bored

Probally cause his penis is only 2 inches. His red booty shorts suit his homosexuality perfectly.

2,236,802 views 02/15/08 LULZ

Amputee Sextape

It could be worse, she could've lost both arms. Wait a minute, no arms = total submission. Someone find me a double amputee plz.

1,533,112 views 02/02/08 Amputee

Wrong Hole - OOPS!

Pee Wee needs to bring a flashlight next time so that he can better navigate the path to her vagina.

3,384,187 views 01/31/08 Wrong Holes

Naked White Crackwhore

Her obnoxious voice only accentuates my desire to anally penetrate, no lubricant of course.

1,311,908 views 01/30/08 Public

Elephant Sex Rampage

I don't know whats more pathetic, the computer nerds that made this or the douche bags that jackoff to it.

4,414,177 views 01/28/08 Demonic 3D Bizarre

Watchin Mom Flash Her Tits

Hey lady - next time you're gonna let a bunch of honry drunk men grope your stank pussy, try to make sure your family isn't around!

2,286,663 views 01/15/08 Groped
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