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99 Problems

but a bitch aint one.

1,065,647 views 01/29/11 Fail

I Pwn3d Your Virginity

The skeptics will have a field day with this one.. but try to have faith. It makes for a better fap session. Trust me.

6,348,138 views 01/29/11 Kink.com Virgins

Creampie Fail

8 ounces of negro boner brew emptied directly into the cunt gutter. Classy. Problem is.. when time comes to expel the cream filling, an off-menu item plops out along with it. Camerawoman goes completely mute after realizing wtf she's just filmed. Hilarious.

4,090,523 views 01/29/11 Fail

Intellectual Fail

Dude's boner flatlines after getting bitched out, mid-fuck, by some uppity black slut that cant even handle a love tap. From there on it's a war of words and lemme tell you... this dumbfuck doesnt know many. Literally 2 and a half sentences into it and she's already facepalm'ed the fuck out.

2,786,409 views 01/20/11 Fail

Priceless O-Face

Another one of those videos where some pornstar is left flopping around like Terri Schiavo on speed after experiencing the Optimus Prime of all orgasms. This chick takes it a step further, introducing Human Bobblehead Mode at the 1:55 mark. All sorts of awesome.

4,891,999 views 01/09/11 Device Bondage Ridiculous Orgasms

Being A Maid Sucks More Than You Know

Remember Exhibitionist Fail? Seems that dude just cant keep his mouth off the rubber cock. Here he is once again traumatizing the fuck out of some migrant workers. Watch all the way through. The last clip is fucking golden.

3,158,311 views 01/09/11 Exhibition

Blame It On The Orgasm

She's having anal problems of the fecal variety and it's fucking up the shoot. Her defense? All the butt secks is making her cum and she just cant contain herself. Uh huh. I know where this is going.

3,979,959 views 01/09/11 Fail

Money Shot Fail

Dude lets one slip just as he's about to begin blowing his load. This is fucking funny.

4,192,229 views 01/02/11 Fail

Cockblockers

Two dudes fuck with their friend just as he's about to dick down some big tittied bar-slut in the backseat of his mom's Ford Taurus. Shot from dual angles for dual humiliation.

3,025,745 views 12/20/10 Busted!

WOW - Redefining Premature Ejaculation

This is epic. Literally just three pecks on the lips and this dude's load is already more spent than a black man's paycheck. He's the fuckin Prefontaine of premature ejaculation.

4,453,146 views 12/20/10 Kobe Surprise Premature

Toilets Are Overrated

Looks like dude on left just scored a new default photo for Myspace.

862,078 views 12/17/10

Piggyback Fail

This one's worth enlarging.

1,052,058 views 12/17/10 Fail

The Bucket List

Most inspirational film of the year? It sure as fuck was for this centenarian.

1,060,818 views 12/17/10

Hart Breaker

Adult modeling. The only industry where knowing how to suck dick supercedes spelling and grammar.

1,059,838 views 12/17/10

Dont Bite

It's not chicken.

620,616 views 12/17/10

Epic Orgasm

Rain DeGrey straight up collapses after cumming her brains out. Resuscitation attempts include CPR, additional finger banging and a makeshift defibrillator. No shit. This is from a three part series, available from Kink.com/HogTied. Consider joining, it's a great site and you'd be supporting eFukt.

3,837,268 views 12/15/10 Kink.com Ridiculous Orgasms

Rotten Crotch

Behind-the-scenes footage from FUCK A FAN, where a cameraman literally pukes himself after catching a whiff of some stank ass pussy. Ultimate humiliation after the culprit is handed a DIY douche kit and directed to the bathroom.

3,009,266 views 12/13/10 Fuck A Fan Fail

Pulsating Pussy

Asian chick gets the elasticity fucked out of her, generating one pussy-throbbing orgasm after another. I have to say, the end result isnt too aesthetically pleasing. After the 5th orgasm her twat starts to look like something off an Arby's value menu.

3,114,270 views 12/08/10 Orgasms

Bait & Switch

Trio of goobers looking for work get called in to model some piece of shit watch with a stacked broad... who later accuses them of trying to sniff her turd cutter. Bonus at the end.

2,626,595 views 12/05/10 LULZ

Get Bent

His penis looks like a rotten banana. Could probably double as a personal coat hanger if enough viagra was involved. So does any of this slow him whenever he feels like getting his dick wet? Apparently not. Must be the personality.

2,713,277 views 11/28/10 LULZ
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