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Free Blowjobs At Rap Concert

I'm afraid it would take a lot more than a free blowjob to get me to sit through that shitty ass concert. I'm talkin ass 2 mouth at the very least.

05/02/08 Public

Bro Your Dick Is Broken

That's a pretty cool magic trick. I would imagine pissing isn't very fun though, probablly soils his pants every time he makes a trip to the bathroom.

04/27/08 Bizarre

If your penis is insufficient, watch this video and learn how to give a girl an orgasm so big that she'll giiggle like school girl and love you forever. This would be quite a change for me, most girls just spit in my face after sex. They just can't seem to appreciate ass 2 mouth.

04/19/08 Orgasms

The Troubles Of Making Porn

Apparently getting your dick hard for a hot pornstar isn't as easy as you'd think. I'd probably blow my load before even getting my cock out of my pants.

04/16/08 Fail

Her Load Is Bigger Than Mine

It's probably not really female ejaculate. I bet it's actually puss being drained from her infected vagina.. She probally has internal herpes lolz.

04/05/08 Bizarre

You Beautiful Bitch

There is a new threat out there to hookers worldwide. It isn't HIV or the police, it's a dirty old man named Douglas who has made an art form out of verbally degrading prostitutes lol.

03/30/08 Amateur

Impaled By Giant Dildo

Look at how tightly her pussy clings to that dildo. I bet you anything that if she retracted really fast her vagina would prolapse. Yikes!!!!!

03/27/08 Insertions

Horny Couple Couldnt Wait

Luckily he's a premature ejaculator, otherwise a line would've started to form.

03/10/08 Public

Girl Gives Birth To 14 Inch Dildo

This girl shits a massive dildo out of her pussy with no effort at all. If I keep posting shit like this people are gonna think I have a fetish for loose pussy haha.

03/04/08 Insertions

The Conesquences

The medical bills for stitching up a busted asshole probally outweigh whatever she was paid to be in this porn. She doesn't even notice the prolapse happen lol.

03/02/08 Prolapse

Record Breaking Dildo Fuck

If that dildo went any deeper it would split her in half.

02/29/08 Insertions

Stripper Attacked By Granny

I was considering being a stripper once but after realizing my clientele would consist of 300 pound senior citizens, I sought employment elsewhere.

02/24/08 Strippers

Public Pissing Gone Wrong

This geezer takes offense to the concept. Would've been funnier if she was shitting. Much funnier.

02/15/08 LULZ

Legless Fuck

Legs? Who needs legs? All this fat piece of shit needs is a vaginal opening. Her belly button would probally suffice.

02/08/08 Amputee

Cumshot Chaser

The taste of cum makes her wanna puke, so she uses orange juice as a chaser. Hey at least she swallows. You know you'd hit it.

01/23/08 Amateur

Vagina Weight Lifting 2

I'd like to see her pull a small car with those meat curtains. That would actually impress me.

12/26/07 Bizarre

Southern Gal Loves Butt Sex

And her husband definitely loves giving it to her. Unfortunately the dialogue is a total boner killer.

10/29/07 Amateur

Cumshot Crossfire

It's cumshot time but one of the guys misses her face and hits some other guy's hand instead!

09/29/07 Fail

Diseased Pussy

Not even a cluster of genital warts can keep her from eating out a friend!

09/02/07 Bizarre

Wife Encouraged To Cheat

A husband paid some people to make a sextape of his wife getting fucked by a huge black man.

07/24/07 Amateur

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