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Happy Ending WIN

One man's quest for counterfeit Dockers ends with a lustrous rub n' tug, courtesy of Miss Swan, in what's quite possibly the only legitimate 'happy ending' video in existence. It's hard to turn a blind eye to the shrek factor of all ladies involved, but hey... at least it's real.

4,194,665 views 09/30/11 Exhibition

Gangbanged, Then Tears Of Joy

This is a scene from GANGBANGED 2. Blacks and whites combine penile forces for the greater good of ensuring Dana DeArmond's asshole will be forever loose. The interview that follows is quite interesting / fucking ridiculous.

3,340,686 views 09/28/11 Elegant Angel LULZ

Maid Entranced By Gringo Cock

It took 3 years and 117 attempts... but it happened. It finally happened. All he ever wanted was an audience. All she ever intended was to restock toiletries. Somewhere in the middle they found eachother, and from there it was love at first cumshot. Equally amazing video HERE.

3,894,233 views 09/22/11 Exhibition

Cum Dodger FAIL

Hungarian broad tries to bail on the wrong cocksmith - Steve Holmes. Dodge one load, no problem. He can work up another wad of creme brulee instantly. That's right, zro downtime. Watch this motherfucker work his magic.

3,296,354 views 09/19/11 Fail

Whoregasm

This girl sheds many tears. Some due to the intensity of a supposed orgasm (technical term: whoregasm). Others because she didn't get a chance to chug any JD prior to filming. Three words: train fucking wreck. Forget the cash, next time pay her in Paxil.

3,452,773 views 09/06/11 Fail

FAIL: Teacher Attempts Double Anal

Deleted scene from Un-Natural Sex 20 involving an ex-teacher looking to sacrifice the health of her colon in exchange for fame & fortune (aka $728 and maybe, just maybe, a Q&A with Swank magazine). Epic spoiler: things don't go as planned.

4,788,384 views 08/31/11 Fail

Make Me A Vegatable

Ridiculous porno quote of the week: "make me into a worthless vegetable". Yeah well, her male counterpart certainly tried. But the end result was less Terri Schiavo and more Michael J. Fox. Yeah, I'm going to hell.

4,130,862 views 08/30/11 Ridiculous Orgasms

Man Of The Year

I fapped.

4,125,735 views 08/22/11 LULZ

Rimjob FAIL

Rimjobs - the quintessential stepping stone to full-blown A2M. Most whores have little trouble making it over to the other side of the rainbow - but odds are they weren't paired up with some asshole that forgot how to wipe, as is this guy.

3,434,293 views 08/17/11 Fail

Sex On The Beach FAIL

He's got a stage 5 boner on a packed beach and straight up does not give a fuck. They flirt, they kiss, they jerk eachother off like they got 15 seconds left to live. Shits going reeeeal good... that is until... well, you'll see.

4,529,277 views 08/15/11 LULZ

She Claims She Fucked Her...

Cousin? Brother? Stepfather? How about all of the above. Not the slightest ounce of shame either. And when it comes to light that her brother/boyfriend did time in the pokey for murdering a person... all she can do is LOL. Definite keeper. Now watch her get DP'ed silly.

3,995,744 views 08/12/11 LULZ

Threesome Gone Bad

James Deen slings his gentleman juice down one mouth too many in this tragic outtake from Tonsil Hockey. Moral of the story is simple. Never leave your piehole agape when you're on the business end of a 12 inch cock. haha.

3,951,938 views 08/10/11 Fail

Goober Crashes Bukkake Party

Bukkake is pretty straight forward. Aim for the face and let the protein shake rip. Easy peasy, unless of course you're a 300 pound ginger named Corn. 40 attempts and the best this gluten can do is make a wet spot in the corner. Fucking hilarious.

3,432,101 views 08/07/11 American Bukkake Mildly Retarded

Dude Upstages Everyone @ Gangbang

One man does in 30 seconds what 7 men couldnt do in 2 hours. His secret weapon? Jackrabbit-esque fucking. Lightening fast and kidney deep. Check the 1 minute mark. Her trembling lips and deer-in-headlights facial expression say it all. Ya did good kid.

7,647,113 views 08/03/11 Orgasms

HARDER! Or I Cant Cum!

Classic scene from Heavy Handfuls 2 featuring Loni, a cock starved Filipino that's literally incapable of climaxing without full on r@pe simulation. She tries explaining but is ultimately cutoff by her costar who rather chat about his love for rimjobs. Cute.

4,907,652 views 07/31/11 Orgasms

Anal Orgasms DO Exist

No stimulation of the clit. No vibrator in the pussy hole. This is a woman that can legitimately cum her brains out from nothing more than a good ol' ass pounding. God bless.

5,124,710 views 07/26/11 MyMilfStory.com Orgasms

How To Fuck Like White Trash

Early model Dodge Caravan and intermediate family member not required. Just find yourself an open stretch of highway, enable cruise control, have the female shimmy on over and let the greasing of your piston begin.

2,311,870 views 07/23/11 Busted!

Crazy Squealing Orgasm

This girl is a total nymph. Bang her extra deep and you'll be rewarded with a sound you'd normally only hear in a fucked up Peta video. Hot shit. Now about this vid - it's from a site called Watch Us Fuck, created by a duo that's been documenting their own sex life since age 18.

8,863,339 views 07/17/11 Watch Us Fuck Ridiculous Orgasms

The Dangers Of CBT

CBT - it's generally the next step up for closet homosexuals that require more stimulation than what being fucked in the ass with a palm tree has to offer. I dont normally allow this type of material, but it's hard to say no to a video that features darwinism so prominently. Live & learn goober.

5,834,818 views 07/14/11 Fail

Nazi Ginger

I'd fuck the orange out of her.

1,592,506 views 07/06/11
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